iain's fine dining

home of gillespie pasta! try our worm menu 💖

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The blueberry chai cookie dough is chilling in the freezer. You’re welcome to join it

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Hmmm…. You don’t look prepared……… you should fix that

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@thiswickedtown Oh y’know. Events ! The end of the world ! Joyous whimsy! Whatever May come first

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Be prepared …….. ;)

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For the end of the semester people, we are staying open 24/7 now until June. There is hot coco waiting for you (and a screaming room)

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In honor of U.S tour or something, we are temporarily rebranding to a Waffle Home. Don’t mine the scaffolding just come on in. We actually don’t have waffles but that’s okay

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Opened this morning and found it in the fridge. Please someone come take this biblically accurate bagel

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Idk why but higher ups told us we need a special Michigan meal for a celebration. I have NO idea what food they eat in Michigan. This is a restaurant made by a Brit. Come by for Detroit pizza and fudge ig? Congrats to the Michigan folks

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In honor of it being *squints at paper* Nico day ?? *squints again* Niclc pay ?? *gets glasses* NICK DAY ahh yes #nickday anyways yes, our Nick’s English Major Meal is on the house. You will get one (we have too much of it in stock)

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SO proud to announce that one of our managers found (? So they claim) a box of books, so we’re gonna do a book club now. Come prepared. Or not, I’m curious to see what happens

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@abby_blxck Yes that would be acceptable cause you were really polite about it

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Effective immediately we will only be accepting tender that recognizes George Berry as the president. See below for example

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(Thank you @/keepitconfidant for being the money making person)

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NO WE DO NOT OFFER LOBOTOMIES PLEASE STOP ASKING. Now here’s your lemonade

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New menu item: jello SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS jk we don’t sell alcohol *pushes entire shelf of alcohol behind me to the floor casually*

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Update: this was a mistake. I’ll be paying for the damages with my next 57^3 paychecks

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Management (still me) has decided that things have been too quiet lately so we’re letting Iain out of the kitchen for a bit. Good luck !

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Management (still me) has decided that things have been too quiet lately so we’re letting Iain out of the kitchen for a bit. Good luck !

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@pr3cipitation Of course :)) and whatever other toppings you want

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Management (me) has decided that everyone deserves a little kindness today, so we’re handing out some chai. Come on down, we have a warm seat always waiting for you

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@pr3cipitation Oh amazing! Looking at our menu, we do also have Earl gra/ey, hot coco, coffee, tea (Just. Tea) so you do have options

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@keepitconfidant We do have tissues for that, and friends that care about you