Adétúnjí O.

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[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

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[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

That woman shouting she will only collect new benz bla bla, is funny. Cos with that level of damage even with her own insurance, that's if she insures her car, they won't give her a new car but she wanna milk the situation. She thinks na Ìjà ìgboro.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

Did Nigeria prepare for PKs at all cos what's this travesty.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

Up Nigeria again!

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

Up Nigeria!

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

@DStvNg Hi, all the numbers you provided on your page aren't reachable. All means to clear error on my cable proved abortive. What can you do before the match starts. Renewed my sub yesterday, was debited but clearly didn't impact my cable

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

Experiencing the last rain of the year here in Ibadan

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

Personal hygiene is public responsibility. If you are exposing your armpits, clean shave, use deodorant, and smell decent.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

@MasterMaliq I like where you hang the ball, na PS R2. I remember jokingly telling a JW colleague too to return the Christmas bonus.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

This is travesty and it's condemnable.
Church drama can be comedic without losing the core message it is intended to deliver however Language should be checked and censored.

Church shouldn't be a place for this nonsense.

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[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

A son who is disrespectful & doesn't contribute under your own roof is a parenting failure, not an inevitable tragedy. Using soldier doesn't fix the root problem; it just delays a worse reckoning.

You're not solving the issue; you're outsourcing a crisis you created.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

To your sis and Muse's,

This is painful to read. My widowed mum raised 3boys to become respectful, capable men. We all did chores. While I have immense sympathy for the struggle, the issue here isn't widowhood—it's parenting.
Permissive parenting is a big issue among Millennial

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

My sister, Nneka, lost her husband two years ago. Since then, she has been raising her 15 year old son, Chibo, with "Love and Light, gen z parenting syle"
She compensates for the father’s death by over-pampering him.
She doesn't shout. She doesn't correct him. She treats him like a fragile egg.
​
Now, Chibo has turned into a domestic warlord.
He wakes up by 11 AM. He talks back to his mother. He demands data like it is his birthright.
​Yesterday, I visited them.

I met Nneka in the kitchen, wiping tears.
I asked, "Nne, what happened?"
​She pointed at the living room.
"I told Chibo to reduce the volume of the TV because I have a migraine. He told me to go to my room if I want peace. He said I am disturbing his vibe."

​My blood boiled.
A 15-year-old boy telling his mother, who pays his school fees and feeds him, to "Go to her room"?

I didn't say a word to Nneka.
I walked into the living room.
Chibo was there, legs on the center table, blasting Famous pluto, eating Gala that crumbled on the rug.

​He saw me. He didn't even sit up.
"Aunty Asa, welcome." (He said it with zero respect).
​I realized that "Talking" doesn't work for a boy who thinks he is the Man of the House just because he wears trousers.

He needed a Factory Reset.
​I walked out to the balcony. I picked up my phone.
I called my friend, Musa. Musa is a soldier. his face alone can reset your destiny.
Me: "Musa, where are you? Abeg, just stop by my sister's house on your way from the barracks. I have a small boy that wants to be a General."

​20 minutes later.
There was a knock on the door.
I went to open it. Musa walked in.
He was in full camouflage. He didn't shout. He didn't act crazy. He just stood there, looking huge, filling up the room.
​Chibo turned around.
He saw the uniform.
The "Big Man" energy evaporated instantly. The remote fell from his hand.
He jumped up. His knees were knocking together.

"Good afternoon, Sir! Welcome, Sir!"
​Musa didn't answer. He just looked at Chibo from head to toe.
Then he looked at me.
Musa: "Asa, is this the boy?"
​I nodded. "Yes. He is the one stressing his mother. He says he is the Man of the House."
​Musa took one step forward.

Musa: "Oh? Man of the House? Oya, come here. Since you are a man, let us do men exercise. Pick Pin."

​Chibo wanted to cry. "Uncle, please... Aunty, please..."
​Musa didn't shout. He just pointed at the floor.
"I said... Pick. Pin."
​Chibo bent down. One finger on the floor. One leg in the air.
Musa sat on the sofa, accepted a bottle of water from Nneka, and we just gisted for 15 minutes while Chibo was sweating and shaking in the corner.

Every time Chibo tried to put his leg down, Musa would just clear his throat, and the leg would shoot back up like an antenna.
​After 15 minutes, Musa stood up to leave.
He tapped Chibo on the shoulder.
Musa: "My friend, I am always in this area. If I hear that your mother complained about headache again... I will take you to the barracks to cut grass. Do you hear me?"
​Chibo: yes sir! I hear Sir!"

After musa left, Chibo didn't suddenly become a saint, but the fear of God was installed.
For the rest of the day, he was a ghost.

To all the Single Mothers and Widows:
I know you love them.
But if you raise a boy without Fear of Consequence, you are not raising a Son, you are raising a tenant who will eventually evict you from your peace of mind.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

I've had a similar experience. Thank God my people know that I have been writing before AI became taja teran.

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I brainstormed all weekend and put together 2 pages, this morning.

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[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

I was meant to best my Guy but his woman church (TAC) required that we cut our beards, right there he knows I can't, he was mandated to call me and not say No on my behalf.

All these man-made laws—theological heresis.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Update:

So the wedding did not hold yesterday.

He suggested court as they already did traditional, but she insisted on the church wedding.

Meaning she still wants him to cut off the beards.

I am beginning to believe there’s more to this story than they’re letting on.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

What I find funny is that the daid student has to pay N100k for facing SDC. 😂 😂

What sort of extortion is that?

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[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

My mom being a cleric who once lived and speaks Hausa fluently can tell more than 10 similar cases and by extension I know these people. Two stand out for me: one from Saki in Oyo State and the other from Ilorin, Kwara State.

Percecution is not when omo-onile de disturb you.

[The Benin Blogger @TheBeninBlogger]

"My family broke my leg when i converted from Islam to Christianity; they took me out, and threw me out like i was deåd. This is why i am not afraid to preach the gospel." - Preacher says

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

@arojinle1 Hi @arojinle1
Please kindly note that it is "species" whether it is plural or singular. That's taxonomy standard.
Thank you.

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

You're not smart, when the Quran said, if you're in doubt, ask people who have been reading the scriptures before you. The scriptures here are Bible and Torah, so who are the people known to read those.

Y'all are dogmatic and outsource your reasoning.

[The Muslim Cowboy @MercifulMessage]

Actually no, Islam started with Adam, peace be upon him so 100,000s of yrs before Jesus

[Adétúnjí O. @iamEmmyt]

You're a bloody liar.

Terrorists in Nigeria have a religion and belong to an ethnic group.

The attacks are premeditated not just some impulsive killing.

[voice-of-Fulɓe @Fulani_Tutor]

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If the author want to be fair why not make the people being attacked in all religion.

Hypocrisy at its highest level.

Terrorist in Nigeria have no religion

Terrorist attack people attack without asking what religion you believe in.

Bring this movie down now.