Rebs Henny

I'm supposed to take iron supplements but I don't

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I'm pretty sure I'm the gasiest person I know

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

JACKSON LIED ABOUT HAVING THE VASECTOMY sometimes this show is outrageous

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

My period just started and my job is about to get way more difficult and annoying THIS ISNT FAIR

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I watched a man shave cow hooves for hours

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I am perishing of embarrassment watching the greys anatomy episode where there’s a fake documentary crew

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I’ve turned myself and my husband into a period fairy of sorts, so on the first day to sort comfort some mild sorrow I start the morning off by telling him it’s buying time baby

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Where were you when you found out Henry Kissinger was dead? I was at @rejectedjokes Dallas show

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

My senior year of HS I was dating a boy a UTA and while we were making out he moved my bra to get at the boobies and when he was done he put the bra back and I remember thinking * wow a mature gentleman *

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Couldn’t think of the word stigmata so I called it “holes for Jesus” and a coworker said “that’s like Catholicism’s sex Ed” and i am now in love

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

@melanieshotz I love u

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

If I had to pick I’d say I think of Osmosis Jones more than any other movie

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Why is he being a Bond villain

[Laiken Jordahl @LaikenJordahl]

Texas Gov Abbott has installed circular saws between the Rio Grande border buoys to maim or kill anyone who attempts to climb over. Two bodies have already been found trapped in the floating barrier.

He wants more migrants to die.

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I have been getting crazy wedgies and veggies lately…are my labia (both mini and mage) getting bigger? Do they sag like old men’s balls? Why are they trying to eat my underwear and shorts?

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Oh god…walked into the bathroom right after someone so she saw me and now I’m waiting for her to leave so I can poop and she just saw my hole damn face

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I truly don’t know what’s happening to my body…one day I was very gassy and then it just stayed like that…

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Brooooooo I saw my AirPod case on the floor and I opened it to see it empty so I’m looking at my dog all worried that this bitch ate them so I start to look for them…I am *listening ***** to music ON them

[LISA CURRY @lisa_curry]

A prisoner swap-type thing where we all agree to release both McConnell + Feinstein into the sea

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Like I time my farts to when I’m printing something

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

I’m farting so much lately

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

@2meek4drugs Amazing

[Rebs Henny @iamRebaW]

Yes hi hello…does England have…natives? Like original non white people? Or are they big O big W original white people?