this girl fainted infront of me today at Euston and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down ik the real reason was cos of how good my trim is. my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.
I have a huge confession.
1. I hate Johannesburg
2. I met a girl 2 weeks ago at Clicks. Said she was a phd student at Wits. Found out yesterday she’s just a prostitute staying in student accommodation. She stayed at my place cooking and cleaning for a week
3. Yes, I went in raw
My guy wey impregnate babe in 2016, wey all of us Dey laugh am say him life don spoil, him son don tall reach am now.
I saw the two of them yesterday, dem be like friends. 😔
This life no really get manual. Today, he’s a proud father of a boy in secondary school 😭
Thinking Chris is about to face the ultimate parental wrath for forging a report card, Rochelle delivers a life-altering speech about life choices that leaves him sweating bullets.
Everybody Hates Chris 🎬