Beth Green

Friendly neighborhood asthmatic living in fire country. Here to doomscroll. she/her

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

@monicacr7 @HeatherHolmesTV @MyShakeApp I got an alert a few minutes after happened and I’m 40+ miles away. Didn’t feel a thing except anger for being awake! My app settings were set for quakes that are much larger than 4.8. So annoying @MyShakeApp!

[matthew scott montgomery @irobotyoujane]

watch this

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

So, how’s it going in your neck of the woods? 🐍 #CaliforniaFloods

[Don Frances @MrDonFrances]

Yes, that is a SNAKE swimming down the street in Petaluma floodwaters earlier today. Specifically a California kingsnake. Photo taken on North Petaluma Boulevard by Crissy Pascual of the ⁦@PetalumaArgus⁩ - Courier.

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Another US election, another "Land doesn't vote, people do" style map showing the election results.

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

@nkostelic @QuakesSF Same, not felt in West Petaluma but the loud, buzzing earthquake warning sure startled me! 😆

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

Working from home with a sore throat.😷I prescribed myself ice cream for lunch. Symptoms persist. #notadoctor

[Adam Carson @AdamCarsonAFI]

Sure would be nice if the national conversation was how to protect children AFTER they are born.

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

He’s since deleted this tweet because teachers were chiming in with their active shooter drill training and it was an unbearable read. 😥💔

[National Association of School Psychologists @nasponline]

Our hearts go out to the Uvalde, TX community who has experienced a tragedy today.
In the wake of tragedies, students may be confused and frightened. NASP has resources for responding to school violence and talking with children about violence.
https://t.co/ArgVAcnNV3

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

2/2 Eventually, I comforted myself w/ the idea that SURELY after Sandy Hook things would change, by the time he was in elementary school there‘d be policies in place to protect him. He’s almost 11 now & I’d be lying if I said I feel no hesitation sending him to school. #Uvalde

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

I sobbed the entire day when I first heard about Sandy Hook. Like, laid out on my bed, face down, sobbing. My son was 15 months old at the time. It made me question why I had brought another child into this cruel world. 1/2

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

A quick thread on @kumailn’s “ugly walk” and “signature sound” with @arnettwill from Ep 3 of Murderville, and how many of the show’s best moments could never be scripted. Here is the moment in question:

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

@JC_Leyendecker @SatEvePost @NRockwellMuseum @ArtDecoLA @PulpCovers Is there a way I can buy a print of this? I’ve been looking for a while with no luck!

[BART @SFBART]

In 1989, the producers of The Simpsons reached out to BART to do a tie-in with Bart. BART at the time turned it down because they didn't want to be associated with Bart, who was (and is) frankly a bit of a brat.

If we can do it over now, we'd handle it differently.

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

Can we *please* all agree to stop using the word ‘tremendous’ so much?

[Tyler Silvy @tylersilvy]

I think it was looking for the bear necessities. https://t.co/KnSutwaXbB

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

@KarenKilgariff Oh no! Very sorry to hear it! 😢 You’ll be missed, Georgie. 🖤

[The Leakey Foundation @TheLeakeyFndtn]

How did wolves become dogs? The latest episode of Origin Stories #podcast explores the evolution of humankind's best friend! 🐺👉🐶

https://t.co/q3rkpqXgIs

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

@TheLeakeyFndtn LOL! That meme!

[Beth Green @iambethgreen]

@MarinHomeless No, Petaluma is in Sonoma County.