Caesar

Domestic shorthair. Best all-black outside New Zealand. I live with @amymantravadi and @jai_mantravadi. @shadowfaxbrave is my friend. 😻 @embertortie.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

Friends, I must take a break from the Twitter. I have been selected for an important mission. I cannot say because it is in Eoooouuui. You would not understand. Farewell for now to all my feline friends. Not the humans.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

How much do you know about black cats, friends?

[Mental Floss @mental_floss]

Which Ancient Egyptian goddess had the head of a black cat? https://t.co/1qF06m83ly

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark @RobertCHickok1 Oh, so you think we all look alike!

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@NYGovCuomo Resign, dum dum.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@tim_bertolet

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark I know but I won’t tell YOU!

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

We did it friends! I persuaded the small human to distract the female. She did not realize the door wasn’t latched. I went outside! Oh, the sweet air! But I would not desert my humans - no. I came back. Also, male owner gave me many treats. Teamwork pays off!

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark What language are you speaking?

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark I can hunt and I do, thank you very much.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@EmberTortie The lions only have a 10% success rate. I am sorry to say it is because the males never help. Caesar is not like that. I am eGALitarian, because I like my gal. Yes.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@BandmanRyanA @EmberTortie Now you know.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

Why is there no Olympics for cats?

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@BandmanRyanA @EmberTortie

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark @saramblings It wasn’t me!

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@BandmanRyanA @EmberTortie Have you seen the gymnastics?

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@EmberTortie @BandmanRyanA I watch the small human all day. He rarely runs in the “right” direction, which I assume here means, “Where the big humans want.”

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark @Richard49186713 I am training a small human. What are you doing?

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@Krazy_Cat_Katy Oh!

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@BandmanRyanA Yes, because humans ALWAYS follow the rules.

[Caesar @iamcaesarthecat]

@RScottClark @fakehistoryhunt What kind of cat willingly wears a hat?