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Quite amusing actually - Miss Horwood, English, March 1979. I find quite a lot of things REALLY annoying.

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It's pissing with rain; I hear sirens. I hope it's the emergency services and not that I'm being lured to my death by mermaids.

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@CptCloggy Thank you fella!

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@lucyinglis @AndreTheViking @CptCloggy @FrankOctopus Probably bored out of his mind because he lives in Oldham. Or taking a shit in a public toilet.

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@AndreTheViking @CptCloggy I almost surprised he never did. Most of his icons on his computer were usually placed in a phallic shaped image. I’m sure it was going to be the next project.

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@CptCloggy @AndreTheViking It’s almost too detailed, as in you put way too much much work into it!

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@Bigshirtlesscol There’s too much at play here. If it’s not cleared up by the end of week, see a GP and get them to run a fecal test. It could just IBS or a bacterial infection, but could be something more serious like IBD. The fecal test will rule out 90% of all the bad stuff!

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@FrankOctopus Bought this about two years ago when looking fried rice recipes. Never looked back!

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@TheEmyLaCroix @fesshole Its equally just as bad if man wants to divorce a cheating spouse and he’s the breadwinner. It works both ways. He still has to provide spousal support and split the assets even if the other party hasn’t provided to it.

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@jackiepatie I’m sure my father would reminisce about the time he fucked his foot at the expense of his wood workings and wished you good luck in some sarcastic manner of his. At least you can play the sympathy card with Family and work for bit.

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@AndreaRussett Her Appendix had burst and the paramedics didn’t even take her to the hospital. Imagine our surprise to see the bill from the EMT’s! She has a high pain tolerance (she has ripped her own tooth out before with pliers) so when she’s screaming, you know it’s bad!

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@AndreaRussett I’m assuming you also got charged too for the ambulance? Same thing happened to my mother in law, The lady rarely screams in pain about anything and this time she was screaming in agony only for the paramedics to be like “oh it’s not that bad, just drive her to the hospital”. -

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@Tsarcastic_ Cheers Jez ❤️

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@CptCloggy Cheers Cloggy. We really appreciate it ❤️

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@AndreTheViking Thank you Andre ❤️

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@AndreTheViking Happy Being Born’d day, Andre. Skol!

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@lucyinglis @The_Trellis Having had a grandfather who worked as a civil engineer doing jobs for the world bank and hearing the corruption that lies beneath, you would put conditions on these things to ensure it was going to the right place. Otherwise, it’s totally pointless and no one gets help.

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@lucyinglis @The_Trellis He actually offered to do it if they could prove that it would solve world hunger and that it was done via open source accounting, and not lining their pockets. The man is crazy, but he has genuine heart to improve humanity and has dedicated his life in doing so!

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@CameronFrith1 @limecordialr6 @KSI You can’t just ban them. You’d have to remove 2A for it to be possible and hold up in court. There’s hundreds of cases where they’ve tried and the courts have rejected the notion citing them to be unconstitutional. The process to remove an amendment take years if not decades!

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@lucyinglis @rorymaxwell I’ll put it simply. She’s a POS. It’s not because Johnny is good looking, it’s because so much has come out showing how awful a person she is. So many people including some of her own family have said how manipulative she is!

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@lucyinglis Sorry it means “You’re a pussy”*

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@lucyinglis French, German and Italian were always his strongest. He was passively learning Spanish before he died so he could mock me in front of my in-laws. He once said to me "tu eres un coño” which according to my wife means that “I’m a pussy” and then they both laughed at me! 😂