Dan Bain

I’m not here anymore because it sucks. bye!

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Joke’s on you Covid-19. I been wearing a mask all day everyday for the last 30 odd years.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

How’s Twitter going for you Dan? Still getting followers?
The followers:

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Enter your WIP title in the GIF bar

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

I hope the team of drunk young women that got absolutely rotten at the brunch gig I did yesterday have an appalling hangover, never find that missing phone, and run out of vape juice at a stressful time. And so I curse thee.

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

The funniest, most accurate explanation of why a blue checkmark is Elon's mark of death.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Home soon. Just need to stop at the petrol shop for petrol.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

More of the kook Lux plan.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Fun (damentalism) take from Clux here.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

@AudreyPorne ❤️

[Audrey Porne of the Dead @AudreyPorne]

Tomorrow night! @iamdanbain and I are splitting an hour at @comedygoodtimes, 30 mins each, new work-in-progress material. Check us out! Could be good-good, or so bad it's good, or a mixed bag (like popcorn and teeth).

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

I can’t believe jav would say this and we should all cancel him by aggressively subscribing to this podcast

[Javier Jarquin @ThisJavier]

Episode 2 is now out!

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

@mistertodd

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

@forster81 @CircaTheatre Thom is a genius. Just do it.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

@mistertodd If you believe and wrong, nothing lost. Pedro Pascal’s wager.

[Lew @LewSOS]

Since people seem confised again: the Nazi party was a culturally conservative movement that took on aesthetic "worker" branding to expand support beyond the rural bourgeoisie, given unlimited power by the literal conservative aristocracy so as to shut the actual socialists out

[mads🦋 @madmeyers]

i just laughed for 15 minutes straight

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Today I am being overwhelmed by the oddness of the phrase THE MILKY WAY.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

#NewProfilePic

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Plot twists and surprises are non-consensual. We should ban them. Only the most banal and predictable of plots in our narratives please.

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Time to watch the naughty mushrooms! 😬😬🍄🧟‍♀️

[Dan Bain @iamdanbain]

Uh-oh. Where’s all this newly unfocused misogyny going to go now?