Don

integrity is everything. I'll sell you mine for 50 bucks..

[yo ...i’ve been dead @evilnshit]

If I finish this bottle of tequila before I pass the fuck out...some lucky lady is getting herself a dick pic tonight

[VarucaSalt @RDub4ya]

Team building exercises just make me hate my coworkers even more.

[Don @IamDon13]

@dwtorres83 thanks ;)

[Don @IamDon13]

@LindsayNicole6 thank you for the follow ;)

[Don @IamDon13]

I think I'm gonna star fuck some shit today

[Don @IamDon13]

@CheryeDavis thanks ;)

[Char @SimplyNamedTron]

Love is always just around the corner when you leave near a road with prostitutes

[Craving @calluptome]

Blew off my shrink all summer. Made an appointment, printed out 8 weeks of tweets. Will fax them in advance and let him figure it all out.

[Freckled Warrior @WarriorFreckled]

Let's watch Golden Girls reruns and get naked. After you bone me, I can thank you for being a friend.

[LaffingGUY says demonicRATS can ruin a pile of 💩 @LaffingGUY]

It's not about you it's about your moms starfish and her piss pump.

[Eric @whatchamafuckit]

Where the fuck would we be without drunk confidence?

[Only Fast Eddie @OnlyFastEddie]

People that pronounce "creek" as "crick"... can suck my "deek".

[Moobles @Kehodabe]

"Intercourse" sounds way more pornographic than fucking...

[Don @IamDon13]

@JEllis1313 im an Ellis too ;)

[Stew Ferrigno @BadRadger]

Making people die is probably a noble pursuit if you're a man named Wallace.

[Don @IamDon13]

@ellieireland thanks for the follow. ;)

[Jill Wagner @JillWagner]

Love from Hawaii

[~Cindy~🇨🇦 @CindyNoPants]

Today feels like a good day to take up meth.

[Don @IamDon13]

Listen, Smile, Agree and do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway

[Don @IamDon13]

@YeaImJustAmY thank you,You just made my day :)