You know you’re getting old when you start saying “When I was your age” Today was “ When I was your age people changed clothes in their bedroom, not the living room” #parenting#WhenIWasYourAge
My 5 y/o son always calls me to his room after being tucked in. Usually to ask for water or say he loves me. Tonight it was “Hey dad... The Niners suck! That’s what me and the Ninja Crew say.” @Chiefs@NinersNation#ProudDad#SuperBowlLIV#Ninja
So my daughter left her water bottle at school. But apparently she believes so strongly that she brought it home, she believes St. Nicholas brought it back to school overnight but didn’t refill it.
#StNicholasDay#kids#parenting
4yo: Walks into class in his @SpiderMan pajamas.
Friend pointing to his @DCBatman pajamas. “”Hey look, we match.”
Teacher: “Sorry hon, different universes”
Me: I think I found the right pre-school to teach my children.
#Batman#SpiderMan#SpiderVerse#preschool
PSA: kids learn from everything you do.
This morning 6 was excited for her party. Used all of my tricks for getting her up in the morning on me. Glad I haven’t resorted to ice water yet.
#Parenting#kids#needsleep
Trying to get more organized and learn bullet journaling. My 5yo asked what I was doing and started her own journal.
#bulletjournal#kids#getorganized https://t.co/BRJLB6eLov
I can’t count the number of times I’ve been tempted at bedtime to finally say “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up” thanks @RedHourBen #parenting
4 yo was choosing a number to put on his new @Chiefs jersey. His first choice was of course @buttkicker7 “because his name is Butt-ker.” #kids#ChiefsKingdom
Daughter made me a chart. She got tired of me double checking what shoes to wear on days I take her.
#school#kidsfashion#parenting https://t.co/wSOAwWHTw5
“You��d be smarter if you didn’t think you were so smart.” - Alex Trebek
My wife creating fake quotes to put me in my place. #married #life #Smart @Jeopardy