Patrick Hooton

[Patrick Hooton @iamh00t]

@officer_Lew Professional athletes, movie stars, and musicians have the same job as court jesters in medieval times: to entertain us. No one asked the opinion of court jesters. Their job is, when we pull the string, dance for me.

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@2020FordTaurus @3YearLetterman @Pope_SixtusVI “Patholical” is not a word.

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@SpinalTapenaude @3YearLetterman @martinamcbride @nmcbride13 @WuTangClan @TigerWoods @BACtrack @KidRock @Rockefeller @PizzaRanch @Quiznos @Whitesnake

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@F1 #scheduledtweet

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@CourtAnne1225 #newmoney

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@ByCasagrande @ZachOsterman @nytimes @WhiteHouse @AP @michaelniziolek *I’ve been told that’s how I feel. 😂

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@KevinScarbinsky #newmoney

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@BurnerLJohnson *auburn

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@BurnerLJohnson He’s got that dog in him we’ve been missing the past couple seasons.

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@Rolltide671821 @TheBearsBurner @3YearLetterman Would you like to weigh in on this comment?

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@blakebyler45

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@ChaseGoodbread No one had a better glow up in the off season than Sherrell.

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@JonRothstein “There are two ways to do something… the right way, and again” -old Navy SEAL motto

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@nickyperks @CourtAnne1225 To this day, fans don’t chant “we want Georgia” or “we want Ohio State.” They chant “we want Bama” because we’re the mf’n standard.

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@3YearLetterman @BurnerLJohnson Only the OG Southern Baptists remember the little rice bowl piggy banks.

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@BurnerLJohnson Hunter, I believe you’ve had drinks tonight like the rest of us.

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@CourtAnne1225 There’s a Target at 7th and 42nd…

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@CourtAnne1225 I used to live in New York City. The Ainsworth sports bar at 33rd and Park in the Flat Iron district is where the Alabama Alumni watch the game.

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@WarDamnDeuce Because we have seen auburn jesus and we know he moves in mighty ways…

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@pickleo7 @BurnerLJohnson He’s the only opinion that matters…