Joe Newman

I'm a guy. Not to brag or anything.

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[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

Ball skills. #NFLDraft

[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

@JonGruden_MNF why are you so stressed out? #NFLDraft

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@DonCoyote pretty good. Stayin black and whatnot.

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Nathaniel calls a sex shop https://t.co/8BasOo6ier via @YouTube

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Nathaniel calls a sex shop https://t.co/8BasOo6ier via @YouTube

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Raj Calls a funeral home https://t.co/YlgKGYJqbN via @YouTube

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Raj calls private security https://t.co/aAI22ncuOa via @YouTube

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Raj calls Amway https://t.co/hyNtPva52q via @YouTube

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Nathaniel calls karate class https://t.co/RBnk5gvNwd via @YouTube

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Nathaniel calls karate class https://t.co/RBnk5gvNwd via @YouTube

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Raj calls private security https://t.co/aAI22ncuOa via @YouTube

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Nathaniel calls Starbucks. https://t.co/eRy0bzzNcs via @YouTube #funny #prankcall

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

The FINALS are tonight! @JocelynChia, @halleratyou, @BrendanSagalow, @PhilFromChico, and @iamjoenewman duke it out.
https://t.co/X8UAHnpqpP

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

NYCC Comedy Competition semi-finals tonight w @iamjoenewman @BrendanSagalow @PhilFromChico @AnkaraSavone
https://t.co/Yt9tg5bLuh

[David Finklestein @deefinks]

I hope the actions of @thefatjew don't reflect badly on fat people

[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

@TheXanaxGod just found out xanax can be used recreationally! What fun!

[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

#periodsarenotaninsult

[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

If you're hungry and don't wanna eat your own.

[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

Are genitals always plural? Has there ever been one genital?

[Joe Newman @iamjoenewman]

I can't wait to forget the future.