Nicola

a little bit werrr, a little bit weyyy ✨

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@AldiUK It's in the bin and I'm not fishing it out. Will they give a refund with just the receipt?

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

Hmm that's dinner in the bin then @AldiUK #greychicken

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@aldi

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@bmstores @LEGO_Group #BMLEGO

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

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[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@NoContextBrits

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@DorsetCouncilUK Sure, reg no VU67 HXW. I'm assuming a recycling truck and not household refuse. It's like it needed a net over the back to prevent rubbish flying out on the faster roads.

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@DorsetCouncilUK drove behind one of your recycling trucks to and from Swanage today. Paper flying out the back, spread all the way along A351 either side of Corfe Castle.

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@justinparker87 @bhamatt99 Still need proof you didn't photoshop the hawk!

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@SoVeryBritish

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@BootsUK my delivery has arrived damaged. Crack in glass bottle with product leaking out. Not happy if I have to return the damaged product after paying for delivery to avoid travelling anywhere.

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

I have 1 episode left of #TheWhiteLotus season 2...I don't want it to end!

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

This bastard was in my drink the whole time 🍷

I feel an @Alanis song coming on...

#ironic2022 #malbecnotchardonnay

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@Pandamoanimum My older brother is approaching 50 (I can't be the only one who doesn't know how old their siblings are) and he still drinks lucozade when he's ill. He definitely started on the glass bottled stuff. Looked like piss.

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

I have a new found respect for Greta 🌱

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

I've got some rather sad looking @BloomandWild flowers, kindly sent to me by my thoughtful bestfriend.
@RoyalMail attempted delivery on Sun, didn't think to leave with a neighbour despite clear labelling. Only just made it to me late Tues 🤦🏼‍♀️
#sadflowers

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@ArgosHelpers just got home from collecting this. Damaged box 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@bmstores @Mattel #BMMattel 🌟

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

#BMMattel 🚙

[B&M Stores @bmstores]

🏎️ #COMPETITION TIME - ENDS SOON 💪

We've teamed up with @Mattel just in time for #Christmas - and we're giving away FIVE chances to #WIN a mega toy bundle!

For a chance to #WIN, simply

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2) RT this post
3) COMMENT #BMMattel

Competition ends 9am 25/11/22

[Nicola @iamnotanicola]

@NoContextBrits @HannahMadigan