British maths…
“I’ll be there in a minute”
I’ll be there within half an hour.
“I stayed for a couple”
I had 9 pints.
“It was a while ago now”
Anything from a few months to a decade.
“I was in the queue for hours”
I was in the queue for over 8 minutes.
“The queue was a mile long”
The queue had over 6 people in it.
“Give me a sec”
Give me 15-30 minutes.
“I’m just around the corner”
I’m three bus stops away.
“A bit of a trek”
Could be half a mile, could be 100 miles.
“I saw her the other day”
I might have seen her a few days ago, you might have seen her a fortnight ago, nobody knows.
“I’m doing it now”
I’d forgotten about it so I’m about to start doing it in a panic.
“See you later on”
I’ll see you later today.
“I might see you later on”
You won’t be seeing me again today.
“See you later”
I’ve no intention of seeing you again for at least six months.
Things someone will say before they try to give you some of their work:
- “What have you got on today?”
- “What are you working on at the minute?”
- “Can I borrow you for two secs?”
- “How busy are you at the moment?”
- “How’s your day looking?”
- “Ooh, just the person I was after”
STLS Welcomes Dominic Lawrence To The Team
Dominic joins us as service manager, Dominic brings an impressive 12 years of experience in the industry, having previously served as Senior Service Engineer at White Light.
Another amazing year at Black Pride as STLS was invited to provide full production for all 3 stages at the Olympic Park London.
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Happy 12th birthday STLS ! 🎉🎂🎈
It's hard to believe that it's been twelve years since we started this incredible journey. We couldn't have done it without our amazing team, suppliers, and loyal customers. Thank you all for your unwavering support and belief in our mission.
Camp Wildfire As seen on BBC One Dragons Den!
It was great to be back at @campwildfire_ the festival was the largest of its kind, STLS lit multiple stages and game arenas across the site.
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We Have Some Exciting News….
After months of Planning, 2023 sees an exciting year as STLS has moved to its new larger premises in Chessington.
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