@DrewStubbmuffin I hear you and you don't have to like soccer if it ain't your thing, but that's not really a valid criticism of the sport, unless you think a 14-7 football game is always boring.
@JenLRossman Disagree.
It's more like gravel individually wrapped in velvet and dipped in dark chocolate, to be eaten immediately after smoking a blunt.
And I mean that as a highest compliment.
@FauxJeaux I can respect a dude who doesn't want to completely obliterate his body for a career sitting on the back of the bench making league minimum.
@benshapiro Your dude picked a guy from deep red Ohio who thinks all women should be tradwife baby factories. Maybe you should sit this one out, think about what you might use that poplar for instead.
@broderick They've been calling democrats communist totalitarian groomers for like a decade or more. I feel like calling them weird is still "going high."
@CrocodileCam They did it 'cause they had to keep all their horniness pent up all summer and finally just had to give in and put the kids down early for a good fuck.