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Making the world a less sufferable place since 1986!

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@DrewStubbmuffin I hear you and you don't have to like soccer if it ain't your thing, but that's not really a valid criticism of the sport, unless you think a 14-7 football game is always boring.

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@DrewStubbmuffin

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@asymmetricinfo You're right, the vetters should have KNOWN the right would make shit up about him guzzling horse cum. 🙄

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@JenLRossman Disagree.

It's more like gravel individually wrapped in velvet and dipped in dark chocolate, to be eaten immediately after smoking a blunt.

And I mean that as a highest compliment.

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@FauxJeaux I can respect a dude who doesn't want to completely obliterate his body for a career sitting on the back of the bench making league minimum.

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@ItMeCoop Can't tell, can't see him under all that forehead.

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@florence_yalls Same energy

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@IwriteOK I don't think absurdly rich people actually DO know how to buy things, no.

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@shreyabasu003 As an annoyed boyfriend, I can vouch for the bothersome power of Chappell Roan.

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@LindseyGrahamSC Aww, it's cute that y'all are trying so hard.

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@ravenscimaven You don't understand. You aren't the arbiter of Blackitude, only rich old white guys can determine such things.

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@benshapiro Your dude picked a guy from deep red Ohio who thinks all women should be tradwife baby factories. Maybe you should sit this one out, think about what you might use that poplar for instead.

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@teogranillo420 @itsjacobass @DramaAlert Motherfucker has gold-plated toilets. Probably gonna wanna bow out of this argument, champ.

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@DavidLimbaugh Good to have this issue explained to us by old white dudes, thanks for your service.

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@broderick They've been calling democrats communist totalitarian groomers for like a decade or more. I feel like calling them weird is still "going high."

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@CrocodileCam They did it 'cause they had to keep all their horniness pent up all summer and finally just had to give in and put the kids down early for a good fuck.

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@frankbanuelos9 @SarahisCensored Why? You don't think it's a little weird to have a strong emotional attachment to a piece of cloth you saw on TV?

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@wademiller Y'all tried to overthrow the election and hang your own President's VP, you should probably sit this one out.

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@Angry_Staffer I'm cool with popping fascists, actually. Should happen more often.

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@SenSherrodBrown No we aren't.