βYou won, Davide & Ekin-Su. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum.β
Throwback to when Diego Forlan made one of the greatest football quotes of all time: "I played for Man Utd for 4 years & never even knew there was another club in Manchester."
Procedure for being unthanked for door holding:
1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit
2. Say βyou're welcomeβ
3. Shake head
4. Mutter "unbelievable"
5. Watch as someone else walks through the door youβre still holding
6. Repeat