Ian Federgreen

I think the worst part about going bald is having to become a baseball fan.

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

@FlyFrontier left us stranded in ATL and cost us $1700. Passed from Nikki to Paul to Dymon to a # which keeps you on hold then automatically disconnects. Help?!

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

@drdrew It is stunning that you are a medical doctor.

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

@hbomax Why is it a crapshoot whether your service works?

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

@hbomax Your channel has not loaded in a week+, what gives?

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

@jetblue won't let me sign into their website BUT ALSO won't pick up their phone .. twitter team? Help?

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

@AaronTveit has Schrödinger’s Tony.

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

You think Tiffany is sad he told the terrorists he loved them but never
said it to her?
#CapitolHill #capitollockdown #DumpTrump

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

I hope I get vaccinated before @senatemajldr dies because the line to dance on his grave will be hella crowded.

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

Guilty...

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@marcorubio I guess Trump was right to question your manhood because you’re shilling for the guy who totally embarrassed you. Gross.

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

Trump was golfing today. How’s this for unity- I hope his supporters get the medical care they voted for.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

Philadelphia Mayor Jim Kenney: “I think what the president needs to do is, frankly, put his big boy pants on."

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

USA! USA! If you’re an impeached neonazi sociopath who ignores a global pandemic- you will lose by A LITTLE BIT! #Election2020

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

To you @RickSantorum might be the guy @CNN has inexplicably hired to add bullshit to their broadcasts. But to me he’ll always be a frothy mixture of fecal matter and cum. (Thanks @fakedansavage!)

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

Pence wasn’t bleeding from his eyes, his soul was trying to escape.

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I like how Kamala keeps explaining terms bc she knows anyone undecided is a moron.

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

Well Susan, global warming is just God microwaving popcorn, and tornadoes are the angels dancing!

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

I thought Pence got killed at the end of Deathly Hallows?

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

Why is Mike Pence wearing a latex Mike Pence mask?

[Ian Federgreen @ianfedergreen]

How much does Mike Pence pay to have his face buffed?