Ian

Keeper of truths. Purveyor of only the best tweets on this terrible website.

[Ian @ianpb42]

@leftypol_org

[Ian @ianpb42]

DO NOT SHOW ME A LINEUP WITH THE NAME WARD ON IT EVER AGAIN

[Ian @ianpb42]

@lyagonalcutters How soon we forget that he was done in by the same force that gave us two months of good Mariners baseball

[Ian @ianpb42]

@stolperson "media literacy andy"

[Ian @ianpb42]

Under my regime as American Filmmaking Tsar, if you make a movie about a gun guy with a German Shepherd in a survivalist situation (AND you make me watch the trailer every time I go to AMC), you are forever BANNED from making movies

[Ian @ianpb42]

.@Mariners you want to hire 20-something film grads as your camera operators at T-Mobile. You want to revamp your broadcast guidelines to do glasses-lens rack focus shots soooo bad

[Sad Seattle Sports Enjoyer @strain4brain]

finally found the glasses cinematic. yeah, nbc COOKED on production this evening.

[Ian @ianpb42]

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[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Shohei Ohtani is the only MLB player to have:

3+ hits
3+ RBI
a leadoff HR
an intentional walk

...and yet have his team lose the game (since IBB became official in 1955).

[Ian @ianpb42]

@rslashchips Gen Z meme creation versus Millenial meme conception

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham

[Reuters @Reuters]

Israeli authorities and security forces deliberately targeted Palestinian children, resulting in genocide, crimes against humanity and war crimes in Gaza, and war crimes in the occupied West Bank, an independent UN inquiry said https://t.co/61poVhRzmR

[Ian @ianpb42]

@ephraimwindex @ColeYoungFan He talks about it in this NBC clip with Bob Costas
https://t.co/sqYibL5VWL

[Ian @ianpb42]

@intellegint The pit when he says some shit like "enter: Zbigniew Brzezinski"

[Ian @ianpb42]

They're going to unleash a hype train that's been stirring since 2011 just to crash dick-first into a Wile E Coyote tunnel when Peter Jackson casually lets slip that 30% of the production process was slapped together with gen AI

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

A new ‘ADVENTURES OF TINTIN’ movie is officially happening.

Peter Jackson is currently writing the script with plans to direct the film himself.

(Source: @Variety)

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

"The Chinese have a very dark portrait of a sky that is blue and an Earth that is round."

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

Average 50 year old in 2016: Hey! You wanna look up from your freakin’ phone and join the real world?

Average 60 year old now: [activates Meta glasses] We got a Karen here, yall! Wave to the chat you chopped ass ho!

[Ian @ianpb42]

COLE YOUNG THE GOD

[David Adler @_dadler]

3D tracking of Julio Rodríguez catching that 108 mph knuckleball line drive last night

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

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