Boy Named Sioux

Short for ‘Biography’

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

More often than not the person who cooked your ridiculously expensive amazingly delicious dinner at a restaurant eats something like this at the end of their shift.

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

I wonder how all of the people who got ‘YOLO’ tattooes back in 2011 are doing.

[Kane @KaneWWE]

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

Order @PapaJohns they said.

It will be good, they said.

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

@steelers Yes please

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

@phantascene @LividFray Looks amazing Livid

[90s WWE @90sWWE]

Beyoncé looking like she's ready for Hell in a Cell

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

I guess Guy Fieri isn't Anne Burrell, after all.

[Damon Hunzeker @DamonHunzeker]

If you ever get attacked by a shark, remember to take a moment and appreciate the statistical improbability of your misfortune.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

All the cuts on my shoulder are from your mom’s ankle monitor.

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

@deerxse

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

@symeew13 James Hettfield

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just hopes both teams have fun!

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

super bowl prediction

Kendrick lamar set:

- not like us
- squable up

Suddenly the vibe shifts

Flea from red hot chili pepper starts slapping the seinfeld theme FULL BLAST

A brick wall lowers from the heavens
A single mic raises from the floor

Jerry seinfeld comes out

“whats the deal with the halftime show

Forget half time, lets get the whole game over in HALF the TIME by removing some of these commercials

Hey doritos we get it, you exist!”

cut to taylor swift having full medical emergency from laughing to hard

RIP taylor swift

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

@BrandonPerna It’s all scripted. The NFL is setting Mahomes up for a bigger Super Bowl comeback than Brady had.

#TinfoilHat

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

@LividFray @TheDivisionGame

[RogueGold @rogue_gold]

A storm is coming...

This New Year's Eve, we're diving into #TheDivision's iconic Survival mode!

Streamed by myself, @SplinterShields, @LividFray, @BishopBoas, and many more!

Shares, reposts, etc. appreciated greatly— we want to get the word out as much as possible!

#RECKIT

[Boy Named Sioux @iansioux]

Hey @netflix

Every time you check my internet speed it comes back faster. Just admit you can’t handle this event and I’ll forgive you while I pirate something I’m paying for.

Sincerely, Ian