Euthanasia Tourism

Commence the jigglin'!

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

I encountered this book while staying at a friend's house over the weekend. The book itself is bizarre enough, but the acknowledgements page is the work of a special type of adult brain.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Elaine begging her boyfriend Joel Rifkin to change his name so he doesn’t have the same name as a murderer & suggesting “OJ” after looking through a sports magazine, less than a year before OJ Simpson would murder 2 people, is probably the single funniest moment in tv history

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

This Snoop track is hilarious - how is this not on genius?
https://t.co/S7ml2M86zX

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

I smoke weed to kill my dreams

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

How did I never know about Joe Pesci's music career and his 1968 album, Little Joe Sure Can Sing!?

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

The guy sitting next to me is wearing a hat with a picture of the American flag made out of bullets and his phone notification sound is an alpha sounding dude saying, "I'm free".

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

The entire scientific world: The Earth is getting dangerously hotter and threatens our very existence

Dave936 on Twitter: I was 9 in 1976 and I remember it being hot. There’s nothing to worry about, have an ice cream

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

Left wing conspiracy: a bunch of guys in the CIA killed a village of women and children to obtain their resources organized by George Bush Sr.

Right wing conspiracy: there’s a giant Jewish laser in the sky that’s making me gay

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

My dad once said my car smelled like a marijuana factory lol

[Chuck @ChuckMockler]

What your mom calls you after she finds your weed

[Kate Aronoff @KateAronoff]

Minority rule in the United States is a threat to life on earth

[Ammaar Joosub 🇵🇸🇿🇦 @AmmaarJoosub]

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me and not the camera version.

[Jack Mirkinson @jackmirkinson]

the state’s riot squads sent out to protect the unaccountable clerics’ latest decrees by force

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

I'm amazed by how prevalent climate denial still is. Even at 1.3°C of global heating in 2022, with the world burning and melting all around us. If everyone agreed this was an emergency, we'd halt it in a few years.

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

It's crazy and telling that there isn't a federal budget item for educating the public on climate. Billboards, TV ads, youtube videos, whatever it takes. Hire the best in the business.

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

@Salon

[Brave New Films @bravenewfilms]

"Why is gas so expensive?

2022 Q1 profits:

ExxonMobil - $5,480,000,000 (a 100% increase compared to 2021 Q1)

BP - $6,200,000,000 (highest quarterly profit in a decade)

Chevron - $6,260,000,000 (a 400% increase compared to 2021 Q1)

[Micah Wimmer @micahwimmer]

I’ve read multiple accounts of what happens here and how they pulled it off and I still don’t understand this stunt at all

[A Left-Wing Account ™️ @PushDemsLeft]

Biden was nominated to crush our political imagination, and it’s worked. We could be nationalizing these price-gouging industries, but instead we’re told even mitigating their strangulation of the working class is unrealistic.

[Euthanasia Tourism @iaruge]

@vanikehuman

[𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 @TimBarnes451]

ironically, Covid would be a better name for Zoom

[Jose Martinez-Diaz @josefmtz]

this paragraph is brutal. we truly are in an “emperor has no clothes” point in history