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Real Mr. Nice Guy, MUFC diehard. #MartialFC

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

So you guys think Messi has never hit the siuu even behind closed doors? Be serious guys.

[TG OMORI @boy_director]

Sui delayed is not sui denied.

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Maende wapi?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Her boobs ease the pain, call that iboobprofen

Her ass eases the pain, call that assperin

Her thighs ease the pain, all that thighlenol

[Trent Lane @khom_ombo]

Niggas dont even say they are married anymore
They just post stuff like this

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Real ones know we want riddims 🫣

[baidawi @buhdahwee]

🤷🏿‍♂️

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[him @OnemanJakom]

You know, what baffles me completely to the core, is the fact that, we still have to convince some people NOT to VOTE William Ruto.

It disturbs me.

[Bobo K✨️ @wambuiiii3r]

Wewe ni newcomer hauna ata uniform

[Ndaga ® @fndaga]

Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣

[E @Ellis_]

Yeah, I’m afraid Scott McTominay has officially gone clear.

[Mr. Owen 🇵🇹🇿🇲 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[Kachii @badasskachii]

I literally just criticized Michael Carrick for starting Dorgu over Cunha because I wanted the Bruno assist record so badly. 😭
32 mins later Bruno assists Dorgu for the opening goal and breaks the ALL-TIME record. 💀
This is exactly why I am a fan tweeting from my couch and Michael Carrick is the manager. Standard elite tactical masterclass

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto ... it's not gonna happen 😭

[︎ ︎GómìnàOjóKan 🇳🇬 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇵🇹 @tunnarmcniarr]

Old Password: Bruno Fernandes
New Password: PFA Player of the Year

Error: you can’t use old password as the new one

[Gaffer of Gotham🇵🇹 @UtdGotham]

Declan rice wasn't even better than Casemiro this season

[David Maraga @dkmaraga]

After overtaxing you, drowning you in debt and cooking the shadiest fuel deals in our history, this govt now wants applause for ‘negotiating’ a crisis it created.

They hike prices, blame a ‘global crisis’, then compromise a few loud voices into silence and call it leadership.

Kenya doesn’t need photo‑ops and KSh10 gimmicks on diesel. We need the extractive cartel state dismantled.

We must Reset, Restore & Rebuild Kenya #Ukombozi

@UGMParty @Maraga27 @ntvkenya @citizentvkenya @tv47digital @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @NationAfrica

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Some people are asking what securitization of fuel is and I want to explain using a simple analogy using a cow

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