bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.
but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.
Hailed an Uber to Westlands about 1 hour ago and the car was one of those tiny Chinese EVs called HENREY MINOR, but here's where it gets interesting, the driver's name was HENRY MAINA and my flabber was completely gasted 🤣😂😂🤣
I literally just criticized Michael Carrick for starting Dorgu over Cunha because I wanted the Bruno assist record so badly. 😭
32 mins later Bruno assists Dorgu for the opening goal and breaks the ALL-TIME record. 💀
This is exactly why I am a fan tweeting from my couch and Michael Carrick is the manager. Standard elite tactical masterclass
After overtaxing you, drowning you in debt and cooking the shadiest fuel deals in our history, this govt now wants applause for ‘negotiating’ a crisis it created.
They hike prices, blame a ‘global crisis’, then compromise a few loud voices into silence and call it leadership.
Kenya doesn’t need photo‑ops and KSh10 gimmicks on diesel. We need the extractive cartel state dismantled.
We must Reset, Restore & Rebuild Kenya #Ukombozi
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