Patience

should I still send it in the group chat?

[Patience @ibsagemom]

@BillingsPD Are there updates on this??

[Outside Magazine @outsidemagazine]

"You’ll never regret it." https://t.co/ajDJ7iV1Fm

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

We don't deserve dogs 🐕💓 #NationalDogDay

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The person fixing our dryer and I were communicating through google translate. When I reverse translated "My husband said it won't spin with clothing in it" this is I guess what I said..

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Laughed to myself thinking of feta cheese walking in on something they shouldn't be seeing and swiss cheese or something says: You feta get out of here!

[bennett @b6ner]

i’m losing my fucking mind

[Patience @ibsagemom]

Moments after drinking coffee I feel like I can take on a new identity and concur the world. The rest of the day is chasing that feeling.

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This makes me angry.

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Why does putting my baby to bed feel like a hostage negotiation?

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Me: I thought of something really funny last night, but now I can't remember it.

David: Must have not been that funny then.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

I’m pretty tired. Better check every social media platform ten more times for updates despite there being no reason for anyone to contact me.

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David: Wanna come over and grill up some burgers? Is that what people say to make friends?!

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Sage. You dang cutie.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

i really don’t like thinking about how the high five wasn’t invented until the 70s like how did people greet babies? handshakes??? deep bows???? ?? ??? ?

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I bet snakes would like hollandaise sauce.

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MY playlist when I was on my way to have Sage: Having a human https://t.co/naKyvS06Kt #NowPlaying

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Sage's hand snuck up and just stole the pacifier while Sage was asleep. Like a dang claw.

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Encouraging Sage to try hard at tummy time: You can't just get by on good looks, mommy has tried.

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@abbeyismymom I had a dream last night he was at a place we were at. I wanted to introduce him to you buy Maya kind of kidnaped him and introduced him to you. He was upset with all of us.

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Tried to quiet a sneeze on my arm but instead made a loud raspberry noise. #Sagenaps