James Cooper

VP Education Product Manager, leader, consultant, award winner, motorcyclist, camper, has wife and kid. Nerd. Dork. Dad joker.

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My @SimpliSafe alarm went off on Saturday morning. Checking the video feed revealed why...

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@m_millsey Thank god we have burger war fighters now.

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@davidclowery I used to have a set of video tapes of that event. I recorded them off cable tv. I watched it over and over and over, especially "New Wave Day". Quarteflash!

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@davidclowery David Bowie
David Byrne
Cracker
CVB
Flaming Lips
Courtney Barnett
Durand Jones
Washboard Chaz
Steve Earle
Duran Duran

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I’m thinking I may leave and ask for a green card and then not come back when denied.

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@davidclowery LOL my wife and I have an “automatic divorce” list. Top of list, I join an RHCP cover band.

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@Kiloech0novembr LOL

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@davidclowery Fashion influencer.

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@Fidelity so… is your authenticator down? Error after error when trying 2FA.

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@FirstTechFed - hello!

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It’s highly unlikely there will be an Epstein bombshell.

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Been waiting 4 hours to see a Dr in the ER. I’m living an episode of The Pit.

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There are no blue or red states. It’s all America.

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Turns out that Oprah is a pretty poor judge of character.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Imagine campaigning for the Nobel Peace Prize while you’re having your masked Gestapo kidnap parents waiting to pickup their kids at school

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Make Argentina Great Again.
I’m not opposed to and actually a proponent of supporting nations around the world. But we’re actively destroying this one at the same time.

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If there is a god, he’s disappointed us all.

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So, if we’re gonna pay the farmers $1B to offset lack of sales due to the tariff war - are we winning?

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Second amendment is a joke. No NRA Civil War LARPS are defending the country. Meanwhile, innocent people are shot in mass shootings EACH DAY.

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It is clear that the GOP leadership have never been to a real war zone. Portland and Chicago are, in fact, not war zones. Go visit Ukraine.

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Ketchup is not a vegetable.