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[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

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[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

@WUTangKids I think it’s clear he thinks the camera is the threat.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Democrats have received *checks notes*

professional wrestling

in the national divorce

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

This is your brain after several years of ketamine-fueled, 24-hour shitposting

[Texas Tribune @TexasTribune]

Texas received $203.4 million in 2021 to help build community mental health programs at libraries and churches, among other efforts. Those funds expire Dec. 31. https://t.co/ooEcvhvGMd

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

Maybe its just me , but could www.hulu.com be the single most important website in the history of the world? Its lavenous!!!

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Secretary of State-designate Marco Rubio speaks to CodePink.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Tomorrow.

https://t.co/VbrfuqVy9P

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

WOW @dudes4harris just raised over $4M for Kamala Harris and their account gets suspended….insane

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

The “free speech absolutist” has now suspended White @dudes4harris. Presumably for raising $4M in a few hours. The fascists are terrified.

Good.

[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

This place. I mean.

[Heather Thomas @HeatherThomasAF]

She unlawfully broke into the building, shoved police aside and screamed filth in their faces before setting off to hunt Nancy Pelosi and disrupt our peaceful transfer of power. (There’s tape.)
Was she praying she could hang Mike Pence?
P.S. Hands to yourself, Matt.

[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

@EvilMopacATX Cedar Park, more towards the lake.

[April King 🌀 @CubicleApril]

*lofts skateboard onto her shoulder*

how do you do, fellow write actioners?

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Approache everye daye wyth the bold and radical confidence of Microsofte Worde assuminge everybodye will want to use the Calibri font

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

When your parents wouldn’t let you listen to Billy Joel growing up and you totally missed “We Didn’t Start the Fire”.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Haley is an astonishingly stupid person

Everybody of every age has an array of headlines from childhood not unlike this.

Her naïveté is endless

[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

@tmbg Looking forward to it. The original date was almost 30 years to the day when you played Liberty Lunch on the Flood tour, and I was there on what was then on an early date with my now spouse. 32 years now this month. 🎉

[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

@bonniegrrl Uhhh...not what I expected. Is that Alan Rickman? Because I'm gonna say that's Alan Rickman.

[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

So, I installed one of those blue thing add-ons for the browser and I might be around more. Maybe. <shrugs>

[Nota Parody 🚯 @ichibut]

@EvilMopacATX I'm one of those few who have the credit card setup on the tag and have never had a problem, never had a failed scan. Never had a bill.

Well, no bills addressed to me, I've occasionally had TxTag envelopes show up in the USPS Informed Delivery for the previous resident.