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This account is for bad jokes and Opinions. Follow @CMcCurdyPDX to see me conduct myself like an adult.

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In conclusion: WHAT

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The Traveling Wilburys is a band of cat people, singing songs for dogs, and this. This is why I find them so moving

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update: I've come to really feel for the cat I've decided "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" is about

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Also The Breeders’ “Saints” is a dog song

[Mikki Kendall @Karnythia]

This actually doesn't annoy me as much as some of the others. He works for himself, lives pretty frugally (roommates are a lot for me personally but this isn't a terrible plan), rides public transit & gives to charity. I have seen much much worse in these breakdowns

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my god I almost forgot to retweet this this year

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I can see how you'd come up with that but no, the man you saw kissing your mother was in fact Santa. For some time now, we've been in an ope

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@theta444 Oh, I will have to check this out! Thank you!

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@Albert_Herring I don’t think I’ve ever seen it spelled with a K before

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I don’t wanna be a narc but there is DEFINITELY a goat staying at this motel

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It’s a good goat and I’m not gonna say shit

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@ambrown No it’s an iciclism

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Searching for recipes in my Gmail inbox I found an email from Matthew with the subject line "glaring oversights - discuss" which is unbelievably on brand

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Except I don't care that much about maintaining the line anymore so I mostly don't post here anymore 🤷‍♀️

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I'm using my other account for Jokes And Opinions way more now because who cares so I guess this is the Feelings account now

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@tiaz Or this cocktail was like...not balanced...but he wouldn’t say why

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Surprising no one, I miss my friend.

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@waderockett Hard agree

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Going through some old tweets because of reasons and omfg I saw the future https://t.co/mHQJ1bk7tO

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@rebeccahate @ashleyyy I like Stevie Nicks (as a person) but I can't with FM. Maybe when I'm 35 tho

[Jose Villarreal @Go4Villa]

No matter how hot, White Oak Bike trail- getting better. @BikeHouston @HoustonBikePlan @icicle @deleon_janet @lorely_deleon83 @oakforestdems