Ideba

engineer. F1. Manchester United. Harry Potter

[Ossy Vincent @ossynoya]

Same my guy. But in Naira

What have I done. 😭

[Ubon | Business Analyst @ubonanalyst]

Sadly, I stopped driving to work due to the high cost of fuel.

I take shuttlers and the staff bus now.

Good luck to everyone.

[Ben Awad @benawad]

in hindsight it was obvious that programmers would automate their job first

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: PSG & Aston Villa best combined XI! 💫

[melchi @nbkmelchi]

money wey i dey save for dave concert na wetin i use restock my kitchen today, na who dey alive go sing raindance.

[unfriendly black hottie @Tolani__O]

“I’m done 🦋🦋✨✨😊☺️”

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

na so my guy go cut him hair because of woman
small fight , na dreadhead full her reposts.

[Heisenberg @Heisenberg_era]

We saw your hunger in World Cup

[nav ྀིྀི ☭🇮🇳 MUÑOZ BALLONDOR @draculauras17]

they’d force him to pick a football team on week 2 and by week 3 all the other fans would kill him

[Ola inu kan @SeyeThompson]

No basic infrastructure beats access to toilet sha. All those electricity and good roads no go count if serious shit hold u

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| BREAKING: In a 𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐃𝐑𝐔𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐓 — over 𝟖𝟎𝐤𝐠𝐬 of marijuana was found on the Sao Paulo FC team bus during their trip to Bolivia.

[@lequipe]

[marques, pls @MarqBeez]

Bouta add this to my bag hol up

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

Correct guy. Him must wish us well before him wound us

[£n£y£ @deckofcardds]

Bruno Fernandes, man! Pick any outfield player from midfield to attack for man utd, make their comp and you'll consistently find Bruno in the middle of it all.. it'd seem like it was his comp to start with.. What a footballer, Bro! 6yrs and hopefully another 6 to come..
Plays every game like it's his debut.. Might be frustrating to watch sometimes but he always gives EVERYTHING! EVERY-SINGLE-GAME!!!!!! Not once have i watched him and thought 'Bruno isn't giving his all today'. Not a single time!!

He's an absolute all timer.. League title or not, he's easily one of the best midfielders to ever grace the EPL.. I'm so grateful, man! So so grateful that words can't even begin to describe it.. Thank you, man!❤️❤️

[palmer10 @palmererr]

😂😂😂😂

[hazel spindareal🐾 @spindareal]

my girlfriend thinks i have beautiful eyes she doesnt know its just because her reflection is in them

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona have already made new verbal proposal to Manchester City for Rodri worth €60m with add-ons.

Man City insist on €80m valuation to sell Rodri, Barça remain confident to close.

Half way between €60m bid and €80m can be the solution, with add-ons key.

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[Unconventional @Oluchi_ME]

Who sat and watched my infant head?

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

LMAOOOOO