不然你要我怎麼樣®

'You deserve the ignorance and bliss that I still wish I had' (El-P, 2007)

[不然你要我怎麼樣® @ididwy]

我的SS Pick #如果有生之年有得選的話

1)2010年後真的要選我會㨂Nope， Last Jedi，Jeen Yuhs
2)大師的有啲實在太多人選，就㨂了其他，其實2者是同一水平
3)可能明天就不同🫠

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[Variety @Variety]

President Obama got defensive after Larry David brushed off one of his notes while filming “Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness”:

“He gave a few notes about something and Larry went, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah, we got it.’ And the president goes, ‘I spent a half an hour talking about how funny everything is. I give you one note and you get into a defensive crouch,’” director Jeff Schaffer recalls. “The president said, ‘When I was in the Oval Office, I took advice and listened to my advisors, and I was the president of the United States.’ And Larry just goes, ‘Yeah, but I’m the president of this.’”

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[Pangyu 胖鱼 🐠 @pangyusio]

字节这家公司最牛的一点，是它榨出了穷人身上唯一还值钱的东西——时间。

以前中国大量的穷人是不消费的，或者说极少消费。没钱，所以也没什么可榨的。

抖音、今日头条、红果短剧的出现，彻底改变了这件事。

逻辑很简单：你没钱，但你总有时间吧？时间是这个世界上最公平的东西，再穷的人，每天也能在我的 app 上耗掉五六个小时。

而这五六个小时，本质上就是在替字节打工。

你刷视频的时候，一边在源源不断地生产数据，喂养它的算法；一边又在被它投喂的内容洗脑，成为它广告体系里随时可以变现的注意力。

你以为自己在消费，其实你就是被消费的那个。

所以字节能有今天全中国最高的估值，一点都不奇怪。它做的事情，是把后 70% 几乎没有消费能力的人重新拉进了消费市场——用时间结算。

它真正激活的，是这群人身上沉睡的有效需求。

[Dylan Cheung @Futurhythm]

I wrote about Ringo Lam and his seminal On Fire trilogy for @Metrograph. Their Ringo Lam series starts today, and includes both Prison on Fire and Full Contact on 35mm. https://t.co/6O6BzVKpal

[Brad @ Dread Central @DreadCentral]

Batman is dead... and the Joker has no idea who he is anymore.

DC has announced the adult animated series 'JOKER: LAUGH RIOT,' following the Clown Prince of Crime as he hunts Batman's killer through Gotham's underworld.

Read more: [https://t.co/9NqNZu4oje]

[Fulham Football Club @FulhamFC]

Signed 🆙

[歪。講堂 Y.Talkroom @y_talkroom]

【熱浪來襲，請關冷氣？】

歐盟委員會總部大樓在6月26日宣佈，由於布魯塞爾熱浪來襲，所以強制關閉空調系統。但這措施僅限於1至7樓的下層員工區域，8樓以及以上的樓層則維持正常的冷氣供應

為何8樓以及以上可以開冷氣？因為馮德萊恩的辦公室在13樓，委員辦公室也在8樓或以上，所以絕不能讓這些大人物遭受熱浪襲擊，他們必須為廣大歐洲子民謀幸福、求福利、造福祉，所以必須給他們舒適的工作溫度

這簡直就是歐盟大政府、精英特權、左派虛偽的典型寫照。一方面歐盟大力推動淨零排放和能源節約政策，要求民眾忍受高溫、減少用電；另一方面這些高管卻可以豁免以上決策

這種雙重標準，就如疫情期間禁止我們集聚，他們自己卻可以開派對一樣諷刺

[郭明錤｜Ming-Chi Kuo @mingchikuo]

iOS 27 將進一步深化與 Apple Intelligence 的系統級整合。我的最新產業調查顯示，為確保在 AI 負載下系統仍能順暢運作，1H27 新款配備 A20 處理器的較低階 iPhone 之 DRAM 規格將升級至 9GB（1.5GB × 6-die），高於目前 A19 機型的 8GB（2GB × 4-die）。2H26 配備 A20 Pro 處理器的三款高階機型（折疊機與兩款 18 Pro 機型）則維持 12GB（1.5GB x 8-die）。

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

Incredible last laps from the boys who are showing @Charles_Leclerc P2 and @LewisHamilton P3! We are waiting for the final standings to be confirmed 💪

[Oracle Red Bull Racing @redbullracing]

NOOOOOOOOO 🤯 Max hits the wall on his final run! 😱

[Herd w/Colin Cowherd @TheHerd]

"So much of sports is buy low, sell high. LaMelo Ball's had massive durability issues and his stock has never been higher. They're selling at the height."

@colincowherd completely understands why Charlotte traded away LaMelo

[First Take @FirstTake]

"[LaMelo Ball] has been called a clown. This man has been treated like he's a criminal."

@KendrickPerkins says LaMelo Ball receives "unfair criticism" 🍿

[Get Up @GetUpESPN]

"LaMelo Ball had next to no value a year ago. ... As soon as he had value, [they] pounced on the opportunity to move him."

@BannedMacMahon says the Hornets won the LaMelo trade 😳

[WIRED @WIRED]

With discourse about Christopher Nolan’s epic already raging, first viewer reactions will come from mainstream press, not content creators. Some critics are gloating over this break from the norm. https://t.co/PBcmhU0hec

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

I love how you can summorise the entire show with this post

[Obsession @obsessionmovie]

Cassell's Music: now hiring!

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The US Pentagon delayed publicly announcing US strikes on Iran until after the US stock market had closed at 4 PM ET on Friday, per NBC News.

The timing of the announcement was reportedly intended to "reduce the immediate impact on financial markets."

[CinemaScore @CinemaScore]

It's an A- for @jackassworld. Will you see the film this weekend?
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[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

HUMPHRIES RETAINS HIS TITLE AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 🏆

What a final, and what a win for Luke Humphries as he beats Luke Littler 8-7 to win back-to-back @bet365_us US Darts Masters titles!

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

You know what isn’t affected by the RAM price increases? The Casio F-91W. We love you, Casio. You have been the most loyal friend.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

They came for my head.