Dr. Jessica Kaiser

Bioarchaeologist

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

I feel her. Finished a whole tub of Rocky Road myself. https://t.co/xzkmiPhJ6G

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@Sonia_Zak Oh no! Get well soon!

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@ABA_AAA @SbaArch @BlackinBioAnth I am at an absolute loss for words, outraged, and so ashamed to be a white anthropologist right now. This girl's mother is still alive!

[Assoc4BlackAnthro @ABA_AAA]

Concerning the Possession and Unethical Use of the Remains of the Children of MOVE and the Africa Family:

A Collective Statement from @ABA_AAA, @SbaArch and @BlackinBioAnth

You can access it at: https://t.co/eqrruMoUwI

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

President Biden. That’s it. That’s the tweet.
#thankgoditsover

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

Nov 13 marks 50 years of Assad family rule. This is what Bashar Assad has done and continues to do to his people. #syria #Aleppo #forsama https://t.co/C42AWt08F2

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

Bye Betsy. Don’t let the door hit you in the behind on your way out. #YOUREFIRED https://t.co/v04rAYKJzA

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@CageofHistory @TheSafestSpace Except they were not built by slaves. https://t.co/hE9QypOQdd

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

I shit you not this is a real thing aired on real television.

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

Here I thought that #idiocracy was a comedy movie, and it turns out it was actually reality television... #DontDrinkBleach #DontInjectDisinfectant #StableGenius #PresidentCamacho

[Academic Mom, PhD @Momademia]

Me, all day: "Oh, gosh, I really need to work on X. Ugh, and Y really needs to get done this week. Oh, no, I forgot I have to do Z!!"

Me, finally finding time to sit at my computer: *stares blankly in complete overwhelm until I get interrupted*

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

8: Mom, if you die, I would be really sad for, like, six days...

Me:

8: ...because after that I will be so busy with everything I have to do that I don’t think I will think about you that much.

So I guess if I run off to Bora Bora he will recover nicely....
#winningatparenting

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@Dear_student Also #itsonthesyllabus

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@Dear_student I got dinged in my evals this semester for not answering emails in a timely manner. I teach at 2 unis and have two addtl jobs to make ends meet. You just don’t have the time as an adjunct.

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@Minorstravels I still have one hour and 41 minutes until the grade deadline. My chances of making it are diminishing as I tweet #procrastination

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@ReadingExplorer I am so sorry your coming out had to be such a stressful time, and one not chosen by you. Sending strength and support!

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

No, this is not the Onion. SMH https://t.co/Bhn37T8AOd

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@meredith_brand Congratulations on Phinishing! Heard you passed with flying colors! 👋

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

Me (at 6am, trying to get some last minute work done before leaving on vacation): PLEASE be quiet, you will wake the whole house up!

7yo: But mom, I am one of those people who can’t be quiet unless I am sleeping!

So true.

#selfawareness #parenting

[Dr. Jessica Kaiser @idigskeletons]

@KTVU Livermore too