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no thoughts just vibes

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@CubanTyler Y E S TYLER!!!

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@CubanTyler Love this from you

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I might he tap dancing on deaths door but I just made such an awesome iced coffee so that’s something

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@lserver362 YAYAYAY! So delightfully odd!

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“You are looking sad,” said Frog.

“Yes, this is my sad time of day,” said Toad.

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I feel like I should be able to call out of work because I’m unable to girl boss today due to The Big Sad hitting me like a fuckin truck

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

I love that Dunkin Donuts always has a slight chance to ruin your day

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

Before anyone tweets snarky things about people posting their Spotify wrapped I’d like to be very clear: I am absolutely interested in the music you listened to this year

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Drinking a beer and watching great British baking show on my phone waiting for Dan to get off a plane is a really fun feeling I love this life

[Tyler Colbert @CubanTyler]

The best cure for a crippling anxiety attack is to smoke a big ol joint and make it even worse

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I have had my OCD treated professionally and (mostly) successfully, but I do still feel like I’m going to die if I grab an even number of paper towels

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@CubanTyler Brave

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It’s so hard to be a fall girly and hate squash

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Ardipithecus ramidus walked so I could play softball at 9 am with only black coffee and a fresh white claw in my tummy

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@tummyaching Buy the coffee, friend

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Idk about these……………

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Some dickhead parked in front of a fire hydrant and now I’m going to be late to the gym

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@lserver362 Following

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@CubanTyler Knock it off