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GR63 OP81 | MB72 PA37 | CH77 | DM12 | #allcaps | #birdland

[msrums (≡^∇^≡)🫧 @mashruuums]

My friend and I decided to combine our two obsessions #ln1 #op81 #ka12 #gr63 𓆩♡𓆪

[cowboy @idiotvamp]

i rmbr my 2nd grade teacher teaching us the basics of multiplication too even tho she told us it wasnt really a part of our curriculum

[cowboy @idiotvamp]

nah it was def 2nd/3rd cause i rmbr instead of learning it i was writing "i love *teachers name*" in my notebook

[♱ izzy ♱ @izzy_boop]

you.. americans learn multiplication and division in the FOURTH grade??

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

A condom rly? Single use plastic? You hate the planet

[jake @wormpuller]

Idk how to flirt I told her that her pussys the bees knees

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[cowboy @idiotvamp]

@kaaaaasio THANK YOUUU !!!!

[cowboy @idiotvamp]

seeing this on my 21st bday..... oh Okay

[muggsy @muggsyOh]

You’re 21 bro turn auto caps back on

[sneaky @snekoden]

hero returns
#achilles #patroclus #patrochilles #illiad

[Chris @citehchris]

sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today

[Jack Subpar @SuisizeMe]

Flipping through the titles on hulu, making a point to scroll past brokeback mountain at the exact same tempo as the other films, not gayly slow or homophobicly fast

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

having a pleasant time with your friends is a psyop created by big life to make you want to live more. for insidious reasons.

[s @slowdeath888]

I think I'm larping being a person

[corb @awshuqs]

I don’t want to be a fat fucking chud anymore

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[iorrr @migrosrs]

#gabico #nicohulkenberg #gabrielbortoleto #formula1 #art

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

He’s mad as fuck because he’s a stupid faggοt

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

so-called free thinkers when they see a blanky fort

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in fat and sleepy to work

[Jack (-_•) @captaincupkick]

SAM BUCKY DIVORCE IS OVER