ifROBtweeted

if robert pattinson tweeted. in theory. *90% (in)accurate 100% of the time*

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Excellent driver. Excellent.

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You’re not auditioning for the part of Robin. Stop telling reporters you are.

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@FakeManagerNick Don’t ruin this for me.

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You are spying on me. https://t.co/MpfM6kbAF7

[alejandra @SADVlLLAIN]

robert pattinson has that type of chaotic energy in which he has hot pockets for breakfast, nothing for lunch, and drink fourlokos for dinner only

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I faked 3 out of 4 of those hours. 🍔🍺🍷 https://t.co/0Z9E8qELB9

[The Movies of Robert Pattinson @MovieRobPattins]

#Twilight 2/3
#CatherineHardwick: #RobertPattinson was very diligent. If they did 4 hours of work, he'd do an extra hour on his own. I was like, Rob your body wants to exercise; your muscles want to be used.

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@FakeManagerNick Changing it now...

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You also hold my phone. https://t.co/581si8iSKC

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@FakeManagerNick You looked lovely in that silk jumper. It really brought out the control freak in your eyes.

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I’m drying my tears from your insults with your 10%. https://t.co/eDy9JVhVNp

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Funny, there are literally thousands of pictures of me in focus. Super high quality. https://t.co/70GnKu16M7

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Really? https://t.co/yaljJ4nxfX

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🐶 https://t.co/q0MXvx5gd5

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@dog_rates Help for Chico and Sophie's Veterinary care https://t.co/QReITBIYgW via @youcaring

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Vine will be deeply missed. This was by far my favorite one. 14/10 https://t.co/roqIxCvEB3

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@dog_rates Help for Chico and Sophie's Veterinary care https://t.co/QReITBIYgW via @youcaring

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Formula: beer 🍻 , cigarettes , cheese 🧀 https://t.co/oCVvJ7BXIW

[Bensonjosh @Prixtimes17]

If someone wants to know the anti-aging formula, ask Robert Pattinson 2009-2017

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Most proudest day ever. https://t.co/vWRbUJVUHG

[Suggest @suggestonline]

EXCLUSIVE - Robert Pattinson: My Dog Masturbating Joke "Spiraled Out Of Control" https://t.co/8mIEUQIZA4

[IndieWire @IndieWire]

"This was supposed to be a joke." Robert Pattinson responds to late night gaffe promoting #GoodTime: https://t.co/lF2TQk0qur