𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨

Reincarnation is real and not when you die!❤️

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

For the power and the glory,,,,,Amen!

[pappy🥷🏾 @p4ppypee]

me mentally preparing for the oct-nov-dec period because that's when all the craziest plot twists happen.

[Maturi @timothymaturi_]

Niliacha pombe Ama leta tu

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

My heart when I finally replace love with account balance!!

[IG: yawdmonteet🇯🇲 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @colomboclaat876]

“What’s your plan for the weekend?”
Me:

[IG: yawdmonteet🇯🇲 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @colomboclaat876]

When your coworker tryna have a full blown convo at 7am in the morning:

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

Foundation unaeka ya mtu, chaser unatumia juala counterfeit kuchachisha unashikisha na Nokia S550

[Stanley @1real_Stanley]

be careful what you buy outside, this lady bought meat and brought it home only to find out there was a mortuary stamp on the meat😳😳😳

[tido bling @tiido_bling]

If shit goes according to plan in October

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

@JBenzigi @KibandaScholar Haelewi hio Maneno😂 Ako na woke nigga virus🤣

[kravon @ImKravon]

im da typa nigga spend my birthday reflecting more than celebrating

[OSTO @agwaintheroom]

3 months single

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

@swedishousemfia house mafia how the hell did you create the best song on earth?? Honestly that one song fed generations!!!!

[BenB @BenBLFC]

Couldn’t give 2 fucks about the titles we should have won due to them cheating cunts. But one things for sure it shows the world how fucking good Jurgen Klopp was

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

How mf's that like your babe be treating you....

[$am @Gibbs_xxcgn]

Me watching my ex ruin their life just to make me jealous😂😂😂

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

Couldn't agree more....

[Jerome @kanesa__]

I think the most masculine car hukuwa Double cabin Hillux

[Jerome @kanesa__]

I think the most masculine car hukuwa Double cabin Hillux

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

If it were not for the moon, I don't think I'd rejuvenate as a werewolf 😝

[Lauren of Light ⚡️ @laurenoflight_]

So nobody’s gonna say anything about the moon being full for 5 consecutive days..

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

If it were not for moon, I don't think I'd rejuvenate as werewolf 😝

[Lauren of Light ⚡️ @laurenoflight_]

So nobody’s gonna say anything about the moon being full for 5 consecutive days..

[𝔰𝔥𝔲𝔲𝔨 @iftedbeforus]

And just like that life's worth living again..