Huracán Isaias

former owner of a Saab 9-3 that was later entered into a backwoods Kentucky destruction derby

[Emeril Lagasse @Emeril]

I’m trending on the internet?

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 04.30.48
Caturday comics!

[Max 🕹 The Élodie Rakoto Main @ShampooCell]

90 minutes into an edible, opened the cabinet and found brand new Trader Joe's snacks

[jess jordan on kendall’s phone @buttcasino]

yeah I'm watching the odyssey tonight

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I hope my boss knows I call him “sir” in a peppermint patty way and not a hierarchical way

[Baseball Doesn't Exist @BaseballDoesnt]

MLB's cocaine era was stranger than you remember

[Jayce @jblacksomething]

The dude that slips on his ass is still one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen

[LimmyTwitchClipsPlus @LTCPLUS]

Keith Allen Is Why Limmy Can't Fully Back England

[Huracán Isaias @igarza218]

@BauceSauce honk

[flannery o'conner o'malley @strangevict0ry]

Wilco Bombed at Germania for Willie Nelson’s picnic

[never better @wiremxther]

“son of a gun” do you mean bullet?? dumbass

[Every Movie Plug @everymovieplug]

This is the exact moment Jason Statham got into acting.

Jason Statham landed his first movie role because he successfully scammed director Guy Ritchie during audition and refused to give the money back.

Before he was one of the most bankable action stars, he was a member of the British National Diving Squad and an underground street merchant. He spent years working on the streets of London selling knockoff jewelry and perfume out of a suitcase to tourists.

The exact, real life street hustling is background is how he landed his role in ‘Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels’ in 1998.

[Jeff @jepaco]

The scene from Ken Russell's "Mahler" that turned me on to Mahler when I was 20.
Alma silences the countryside so Gustav can compose, and it all turns up in the music

[Nathan @NathanIsRed]

Watching the World Cup and still seeing Pulisic commercials

[keaton @keatonkeaton999]

washing my dirty hands using the condensation on my soft drink before i eat my wendy’s burger

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

homunculus unboxing

[Billy Jarrett @billyjarrettugh]

The potential to see this on the big screen this year, I may pass away

[Romy @Return2Order]

By Glenn Baxter