The Haas Conundrum

Is no fun. Does not like fun things. Has no imagination. - Fort-lead Comedyfort in Treefort - Co-Founder 208 Comedy Fest - I'm probably your step dad

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

Every "controversial" twitter discussion ever

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Unbelievable. This is like a Naked Gun joke. I love this sport.

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

@JasonKPargin Also…fighting someone 30yrs younger than himself is a bad idea, no matter how much we all loved Balboa

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@ericarhodes Speak for yourself, richie

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

the single greatest moment to have happened on live television

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

This

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

The response to the reality that Trump is probably going to win doesn't seem to be "We need to unite to stop him!" but rather a spitefully gleeful anticipation of all the blaming and scapegoating and finger-pointing we'll get to do afterward. Finally, we can tear into each other!

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

At the end of the day the Republicans' big advantage is that the various factions of the left hate each other much, much, much, much more than they hate Trump. I guess it's just the nature of the coalition but most of the venom is turned inward. It's just hard to win that way.

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

nobody’s ever dunked on babies this hard and never will

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

This speech by Judge Matthew Barrett today in sentencing Tina Peters to 9 years for tampering with voter data was brilliant. What struck me most was that it almost word for word applies to Trump. Worth a listen.

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

…that people are dumb…?

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Donald Trump leads Kamala Harris in Georgia, Arizona and North Carolina, the latest New York Times/Siena College polls found. Nate Cohn, our political analyst, looked into Trump's lead, and what might be behind it. https://t.co/jpTgpEV7YN

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

@RonFilipkowski The Times is genuinely shitting the bed in how they approach the Trump infected GOP

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Who do you like? (Please RT)

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

Rocci Johnson playing Pride Boise feels like a hate crime being committed on ALL of us here

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

true

[Trust Black women *We tried to tell you* @NicolasEdny]

WHITE PEOPLE.

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

“In two years Israel will not exist!”
Holy fuck, he is a dipshit

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/MB0pFvvUZh

[Attila M. Magyar @athoshun]

With a little bit of audio processing, I think I have figured out where that strange Starliner sound came from.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: While JD Vance is booed off stage at the Firefighter Union conference, here’s Tim Walz receiving a huge applause from the very same Union. Retweet so all Americans see the difference between the Trump-Vance ticket and the Harris-Walz ticket

[The Haas Conundrum @ignjriley]

This

[Annie Waldman @AnnieWaldman]

More than 130 providers told us they left insurance networks because they couldn't make ends meet with low insurance reimbursements, which are largely stagnant and notoriously low.

[Annie Waldman @AnnieWaldman]

More than 130 providers told us they left insurance networks because they couldn't make ends meet with low insurance reimbursements, which are largely stagnant and notoriously low.