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strong opinions, loosely held

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I was about to ask why squoze is not the past tense of squeeze; then I found out that it’s been in use since 1844. Hallelujah!

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@realDonaldTrump You’re an idiot.

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@WhiteHouse 🤮

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@marko_mati79319 @KLM Not to be a bummer but I’ve been on hold with @KLM via iMessage and WhatsApp for almost five days. They are woefully understaffed.

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@xai @elonmusk Now with more Hitler!

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“But her emails”

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Stephen Miller has quite the punchable face.

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The next #startrek action figure should be Self-Sealing Stem Bolt.

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IKEA would make a killing if they bottled their signature perfume of sawdust and cinnamon rolls.

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@crazyclipsonly RIP Tasha Yar

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@ellymelly @ianmiles @elonmusk Designed by engineers.

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@elonmusk So it supports Motif now?

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@elonmusk Translation: we fired most of engineering and can’t scale today.

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Cube-shaped croissants are, by definition, not croissants.

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@TerryMatalas I love everything about this movie except the montage in the third act. I thought it somehow cheapened the rest of this brilliant film.

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Is there anything more frustrating than not being able to watch streaming content you downloaded in your home country while traveling abroad, due to copyright laws? I’m looking at you, @DisneyPlus and @paramountplus.

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What do they call a blind dinosaur in Australia?

An Idontthinkhesaurus.

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@far33d PTSD

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When the TL;DR is longer than the preceding content.

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@HoosAGoodBoy Isn’t that Timmy the Tapir?

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@MarathonTheGame Classic Mac game being resurrected... but not on Mac?