Ilåna Hanande

Individualist 🌑

[Nedal Al-Amari 🇸🇾 @nedalalamari]

When will the Syrian flag emoji be updated?
What is causing such a prolonged delay?

@Apple ???

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

Why Nevada is always the last 🤦#Election2024

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@Stephenatkison1 no shit sherlock

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@Costco ain’t having it ✨pun intended, perhaps?✨

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Costco tells TMZ they don’t even sell baby oil after Diddy’s lawyer suggested he had 1,000 bottles because he buys them in bulk from Costco.

“None of the company’s US locations carry baby oil”

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

George Washington had no children, yet he was the founding father of the US and one of the most influential presidents in US history. Her using parenthood is pathetic and a low blow, it does mean nothing in presidential race #SarahHuckabeeSanders

[Cʜᴜᴄᴋ ᴅᴏᴜɢʟᴀs ✪ @ChuckDouglas_]

Per capita, the DMV is in a league of its own.

DMV would have finished inside the Top 10 in the Paris Games by Total Gold + 12th in Medal Count Overall.. More medals than Russia, Brazil, Spain, Turkey, Mexico, India, Sweden among many other countries. DMV won 16%+ of all Team USA Medals.

# Tied 9th in Gold Medals (w/12 Gold)
12th in Total Medals earned (w/21 Total Medals)

- 12 Gold 🥇
- 5 Silver🥈
- 4 Bronze🥉

** 20 Medals Contributed to USA Medal Count
- Thea Lafond (Silver Spring, MD) won Gold for Dominica.

(DMV Medal Graph via Noah Trister) #DMVRepresent
#OlympicGames #Paris2024 #TeamUSA🇺🇸

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@SmallGov4All @JoshuaCalledMe @goddek 55 million native Americans were killed, now what was left is less than 5 million, and only 1 million of them are pure native american, thats 1 million out of population of 330 million, do you call that existence?

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@ImJaredHathaway You can but only with a mac device, open notes on mac -> right click on the note then press “Duplicate Note”

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

The bee will never understand that there's a beekeeper collecting its honey. The beekeeper will always remain outside of the bee's worldview.

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@strxwmxn @ianbremmer Crying about all those leaders while bibi is your PM is WILDD 😂

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

Ziwe asking George Santos in her interview “what can we do to get you to go away?” is the type of question we’re missing in our day-to-day communications and should use it more often

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

In the past if you con people they’d sue you, now they’d do a netflix documentary about you

[Kevin Heintz @AskCoachKev]

Every piece of fitness advice I could come up with after 7 years in the gym:

1. Stop drinking alcohol.

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

💀😭

[AJ LA JOYA | Legacy of Atlantis @AJLaJoya]

@DojaCat We loved it when you tossed your wigs in the air and then caught it with your head ❤️

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

The city lights might have concealed the star studded night sky, but in the process they created their own ✨

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Harsh Truth: Most people don't really care about you.

The Spotlight Effect:

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@MHijazi5 Why they’re giving such lowlifes a platform 🤢 الرحمة والانسانية صارت غريبة عمجتمعنا!!!

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

@Sam00r Your words made my day samoor ♥️ I love you unconditionally ♥️🙏

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

خفة دم المصريين لازم برضه تكون من عجائب الدنيا والله

[Ilåna Hanande @ihanandeh]

Timeless

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Woman from Myanmar recording her aerobics class without knowing the military Junta was arriving at parliament for a coup d'etat in the background.