high planes warlock

the occult hand of the world's oldest millenial

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

@lisswolverines weird, I always thought they were pretty easy, i just check to flip when the batter stops bubbling too

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Men love having hobbies that make them mad lmao

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

@annamerlan vicky broke her foot like 2 years ago, they kept the catering open with the rest of the staff but they did re-open until august 19

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

tony soprano except he always wears keds

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

@annamerlan Its called rubys, its next to (behind) la victoria, its been open seasonally the last two years

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

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[Micah Ulrich @micahulrich]

Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun.

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

tony soprano be like "yo dr. melfi, lets go to sandals jamaica, no? ok... WHY NOT?"

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

@MarkAgee something i noticed from my stepmom's cop side of the family is they believe all the cop stories that they are told in secret or whatever, the satanic panic is still real to them

[NBA Championhausen @SweatyKeef]

It’s not lost on me that Jonathan lived through slavery and did nothing

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

@sustainablekaty it really is a great bird to show someone for the first time since very few birds are that easily accessible with that many colors like in mexico

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

nextdoor is great at contrasting the two americas, especially the one that after 18 years still thinks the cops are on their way

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

at some point are we gonna come up with a number for how many hot dogs a man can eat and just call it?

[ESPN @espn]

🌭 13-TIME CHAMPION 🌭

@joeyjaws breaks his own world record by eating 75 hot dogs and wins his 13th title in 14 years 💪

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

@MarkAgee trump really killed the whole novelty candidate grift during the 2016 cycle

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

its not even a restaurant its a roadside bakery/deli that also serves bbq

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

i hate all this bougie new bbq but i dont miss it when all the sides came from a can like new potatoes boiled in greasy water or shells and cheese with half a container of black pepper added to it

[high planes warlock @ihatecomedy]

looking back this was terrible bbq i legitimately enjoyed but also it was the only place, now the town i'm from has 3 highly rated places (this place closed) and my dad still goes to the 4th, objectively worst restaurant