Ron Smoolin

future proud owner of a failing lil ceasers franchise store

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[DJ @djstweets]

My favorite podcast

[Ron Smoolin @ihopsviscerator]

@ChrisKlemmer bro you are refreshing and hilarious

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

A true FLASH sale!

Oli Marmol has bought out the remaining tickets in the Tarps Off section for both this afternoon's and tomorrow's games and made them available FREE to fans.

Claim your FREE ticket, while supplies last: https://t.co/ngmZ99TG1Z

[Yohel Pozo @Yohelpozo37]

We need all you guys back..!!!! Let’s gooo🔥

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“We have to have sympathy. We need to at least let them engage in some stock trading so they can continue to take care of their family.”

Americans are tired of watching corruption dressed up as virtue.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Bringing a poorly concealed speargun to the aquarium with a portable stove and filet knife

[goyadi @goyadi19]

LAD・STL 年俸ランキング
STLはデッドマネー選手が堂々の2位に

🔵大谷 70M
🔴デッドマネー 59
🔵タッカー 55
🔴チーム総額 53
🔵スネル 36
🔵ベッツ 30
🔵グラスノー 30
🔵フリーマン 27
🔵テオヘル 20
🔵ディアズ 17
🔵山本 16
🔵スコット 16
🔵スミス 16
🔵エドマン 16
🔵トライネン 14
🔴メイ 12

[colin @bonyromo]

They’re doing doing pussy analytics and I’m one of the old assholes in moneyball who’s like look pal I know good pussy when I see it

[Talkin' Baseball @TalkinBaseball_]

JJ Wetherholt hits a leadoff shot off Paul Skenes!

[vandul @_vandul]

Terry Black Guy’s BBQ had no AC it’s 90 degrees out so I brought it back to the hotel the meat is good kinda greasy potato salad is amazing haven’t really tried anything else nodding off rn (did fent)

[#1 boats are better than trains fan @philatticus]

no idea why he's slithering but I may incorporate this at work and see how it shakes out

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

The Montreal Expos are exiting the baseball space. During Q2 and Q3 2026, we will transition to acquiring high-performance GPU assets. This is all part of our long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider.

[Jeremy Monjo @JeremyMonjo]

Oh man. Artemis II accidentally hit a giant trampoline and now it's headed right back into space. Not good. Not good at all.

[tim @TimMitch13]

2026 Jordan Walker:

[onion person @CantEverDie]

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Madison, Wisconsin

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.