Gasper Vozel

Coffee addict, programmer, gamer, love sarcasm, addicted to laughing and much much more... :)

[Neyts 'zupo' Zupan @nzupan]

Finally, an elegant way to have #WordPress just for /blog on an arbitrary website: https://t.co/rZOozilfAM

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

"i will build this app with no-code tools"

Result:

[tom ッ @tom_antok]

HTTP status codes explained

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

2 senior software engineers pushing to prod during the weekend and approving each other's PRs with "YEAH" and "BROTHER" messages

[Santiago @svpino]

Daily meetings are a micromanaging shitshow.

Most people know these 15-minute stand-ups are useless. But they do them anyway because "that's how it should be."

One day, the corporate world decided that Scrum answered every problem. Daily meetings became popular. Everyone. Every day. No exceptions.

When did we become numb to how inefficient this is? How much time do companies waste every year in this charade?

The funny part is that Scrum sells these by telling us they are a way to avoid other meetings. You gotta be kidding me!

Unfortunately, I've participated in daily stand-ups for decades. If I were to compress these years into a single story, it would read like this:

• We are still waiting for some. Where is he? We can't start unless we are all here. We are late already.

• There's a manager in the meeting. We know she shouldn't be here. Who is going to tell her?

• We take turns reading from a JIRA board shared on the big screen. Everyone can read, but we still do it out loud. She wants to hear us say it.

• Yesterday wasn't a great day, but I won't admit it. Instead, let me tell her, "I'm making great progress" and "I'm getting closer than ever."

• We are all talking to her. She said this is a "safe space." We trust her, of course. Now, she is questioning anyone who isn't moving fast enough.

• 15 minutes in, and we are still here. Same as yesterday.

The first time I led a team, I stopped daily stand-ups. One of the first principles of getting shit done is "maximizing uninterrupted time." Daily meetings are in direct conflict with that.

Why should I force everyone to be at the same time and place while stopping everything else?

I asked everyone to write instead. Some people wrote every day. Some people, whenever they had something to say.

10x improvement overnight. For the project and the team.

I've talked to many people about this. Many tell me developers will never communicate unless you force them into a room daily. They say I shouldn't trust them to put in writing what they need to tell everyone else.

They may be right. They need a better team.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

what's the matter dear, you've barely touched your freshly deployed k8s cluster...

[Domen Kožar @domenkozar]

Here's how to set up @MkDocsProject using https://t.co/9d2694cFRx

$ devenv up
...

🔥

[Gasper Vozel @ikarantan]

@rodpetrovic Verace ftw

[Netdata @netdatahq]

#netdata #monitoring #opensource #devops

[Gasper Vozel @ikarantan]

@Sc2Team Before sg?

[pyjokes @pyjokes_bot]

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

[pyjokes @pyjokes_bot]

Waiter: He's choking! Is anyone a doctor? Programmer: I'm a Vim user.

[Hussein Nasser @hnasr]

HAProxy Crash Course (TLS 1.3, HTTPS, HTTP/2 and more)
https://t.co/YWElpKaK1b

[pyjokes @pyjokes_bot]

A programmer crashes a car at the bottom of a hill, a bystander asks what happened, he says "No idea. Let's push it back up and try again".

[Netdata @netdatahq]

#netdata #opensource #monitoring #devops

[Gasper Vozel @ikarantan]

@domenkozar What happened? :o

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

This bloke NAILS IT with absolute class.

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

Did someone say "AIOps"?

[EtherealMind @etherealmind]

Seven years of Kubernetes. Looking around to see the impact and it’s not much. The limitations and flaws remain, more or less, the same from seven years ago.

Its a useful niche technology but really it just made infrastructure more complicated. All that wasted money and effort