Ike Pigott

I work @AlabamaPower, but these Tweets are my own. I simplify the complex. I write. I share in bursts. Links are not endorsements. Cancer survivor.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

I HAVE A LEGACY!

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@roywoodjr @RudyG_3 I was making my way through the crowds at the Denver airport years back, and the escalator I was on suddenly stopped. No one moved for a couple of seconds, and I literally channeled Mitch Hedberg, yelling “They turn into STAIRS, people!”

And we were all on our way again.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@charlieINTEL Battle pass shows last season’s weapons

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@AdamSinger @lylepratt I’ve flown on one of those missions. It was a month after 9/11, and the refueling mission was to keep AWACS in the air over the eastern seaboard. Watched the whole operation through a little window at the back.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@KiwiBreeder So very lovely.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@KiwiBreeder 🔥🔥🔥💯

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@BradTonoff @aimeemann @stingraysting @chelsearustrum @saulcolt Very nice!

[Alabama Power @alabamapower]

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[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@KiwiBreeder So very lovely

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

I love how this says “Terminal MONEYS” as though he realizes his fortune is coming to an end.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@psychosort No monkey has died as a result of a Neuralink implant.

First our early implants, to minimize risk to healthy monkeys, we chose terminal moneys (close to death already),

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@JohnArchibald The Brooksidification of Texas?

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@JohnArchibald This might be the most genteel version of “you remind me of trash” you’ve ever gotten in your inbox.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@JohnArchibald John, we are both preacher’s kids. It amazes me how many of these people invoking “the will of God” in their political actions have lost the plot.

No amount of censorship or restriction of behavior will ever “save” anyone. They don’t remember how salvation even works.

[Alabama Power @alabamapower]

100 years and counting! Today, we celebrate National Hydro Day and the power of clean, reliable energy! 🌊 https://t.co/ixOa3iwSFj

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

I’ve got a couple of Bluesky codes for people who want to leave this place.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@JohnArchibald Sadly, you spent time explaining The Music Man to a generation who knows it as The Simpsons’ “Monorail.”

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@DMcIntyreWWE The Sword and the Stoned

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

I was not able to get a picture of it, but on the expressway, heading out of Birmingham, someone has taken spray paint to a Morgan and Morgan law billboard. They’ve added the word “chase,” and a crudely drawn icon of an ambulance.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

This essentially means that X Premium (fka Twitter Blue) is free for self-sustaining bot-nets of sufficient size.

Good to know.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This essentially means that X Premium (fka Twitter Blue) is free for accounts that generate above 5M views.

Note, only views from verified handles count, as scammers will otherwise use bots to spam views to infinity.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@MarkHamill He’s playing tic-tac-toe, and still losing in four moves.

[Ike Pigott @ikepigott]

@MarkHamill I’ve got a Bluesky invite if you want to leave the dark side…