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[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Number of people asking me to comment on the Belfast incident. The family said "[NAME OF VICTIM] loved migrants and their contributions to the hospitality and care sectors and wouldn’t want the tragic incident to cause hate and division.” If you can't respect their wishes, you're scum. That's what I think.

[Catherine Warr @HiddenYorkshire]

i don't even like dr who but this 'ooh, what am i like? pop kettle on, love x' cadence is genuinely embarrassing to read

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

Being on this beach was still less dangerous than using public transport or strolling around a Yookay city at night.

[DCMerryweather @DavidM2000AD]

@bbcdoctorwho Time for a re-release...

[Gareth Roberts @OldRoberts953]

Still no news! No news yet!

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

This is what Odysseus and his men felt like in the cave of the cyclops

[Ye Olde Holborn☣️ @Ye_Olde_Holborn]

>>>”You just can’t do things”

[Hector Drummond @hector_drummond]

I found him. The most boring man on Twitter.

[Stakeholder Consultant @echetus]

I wonder if there was anything going on in Ireland between 1921 and 1922.

[Badjer 🇬🇧 @Badjer_UK]

What’s happened? Ad

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The concept of the sectarian murals in Northern Ireland getting repainted in a Studio Ghibli style because that is the aesthetic preference the new zoomer generation has

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Please can you do something about the flood of illegal immigrants causing havoc in our country?

[Jack @FFS_WhatNow]

@BBCNews This went well.

[Finlay McLaren @fin_lay24]

'I have never been so angry.' said Ian, calmly.

[Benoit Blanc Enjoyer @BenoitBlancFan]

The last story in Televised Doctor Who is about a man who shags a fish.

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

MICHAEL DOUGLAS has un-retired to join OLIVER STONE’s potential swan song WHITE LIES, which also stars Josh Hartnett, Leila George and Willem Dafoe.

https://t.co/6fjmEdiwUN

[No.1 Space Pig Fan @SpacePigFan05]

WRONG! @BBCNews this is not the standard of journalism I expect!!

[mohammed ikram @iky86]

@edstradling @hellothisisivan Ian Levine is running a disco 😀
Attendees will be, treated, to a screening of his latest AI Who.
Oh.

[Finlay McLaren @fin_lay24]

The body isn't even cold yet, lads!