Mischievous Wisdom

I dunno

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@SnookerLoopyOwl Selt is an awful aggy cunt, he might be an even worse prick than Carter and that's really saying something

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@GWR @PhilTaylor Taylor holds a huge number of records but MvG has 7 premier league darts titles. Last time I checked 7 was a bigger number than 6. How did you get this wrong?

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@BenCrellin Friday 26th gonna be a hell of a long wait between Norway vs France 8pm and Spain Uruguay at 1am

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@PremiumDartData Wow that 125.56 in 2014 from MvG is higher than the highest televised solo average, also from MvG

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@TfL @OuternetGlobal @musicvenuetrust @MetroUK @FeaturedArtists why is Adele in South London and Kae Tempest in North London? why is The Lexington in Bethnal Green when it's between Angel and Kings Cross? this is an absolute horrorshow

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@RobBrownBetting @OfficialPDC 15 scores of 140 or more across 8 legs but still got tonked. Savage.

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@gregbonar @OfficialPDC He retired from the uk events, but still does the world series events

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@WestcliffMatt @MissEmmaPaton @SkySportsDarts it's a poster mate they can do whatever they want can't they

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@WomensSnooker is this the first win at the uk champs for a woman?

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@Garrardinho the colours, man I didn't think I missed the colours but just look at the branding, delicious

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@guardianculture If you put 'just a whim away' in to a search engine you can see that the first joke is at least 9 years old. Not exactly a great advert for the fringe, the guardian, or indeed the medium of comedy itself

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@Shortieyates04 @dazi180turtle It could be another 30 years or more. Taylor was reaching finals until his last match when he was in his late 50s. We know Luke takes care of himself so who knows how long he could keep going... Paul Lim is still playing in the world cup at 70.

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@F1_Jordan @bet365 I'm so confused by this. It's been reported by loads of outlets that MvG and Wright won both titles in the same year, but neither did. They held both titles at the same time, but that's not the same thing.

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@AndySnooker @EurosportCare @fouldsy147 @davehendon useless... not the first time this tournament its happened

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@davehendon the players ranked 43, 44, 45 in the world have knocked out the players ranked 20, 21, 22? lovely stuff

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@jacktg01 @TalkingSnooker @itvsnooker There's 5 events on ITV, and 4 of them he hasn't qualified for yet. He might fancy copying Ronnie and only playing the biggest events.

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@c_salad26 @redmeister81 @TJD1986 @SLSport_ @TheAsset180 The PL is an unsolvable problem. Gotta have the big players involved every week but also gotta have each night interesting as an event. What's happening to the European tour?

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@Wayne501Mardle because playing the best players over very long distances is a different thing

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@WeAreWST @davehendon @BetVictor what's the point in having 3 matches on table 1? why not have either 2 table setup for both sessions with best of 11, or alter the scheduling so that all 4 matches are on table 1? both would be easy

[Mischievous Wisdom @illdirks]

@DiegoMaramorgan @rdkriplani @markpougatch @GNev2 to be fair it must be pretty rare for a sprinter to break a world record but not win a gold medal!