Below Average Joe™️

Stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking Nerf herder. Overweight and under appreciated. Spiritual orangutan. I decline to disclose my ethnicity. est. ‘94

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

Listen. I know what I’ve said about the government is true and I believe in my heart that they’re rotten from the inside out. I would NEVER EVER use violence against our dutiful protectors (the government). Also. I am NOT suicidal at all. I would not take my own life.

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

Goodbye. I fear @FBI @DHSgov @NSAGov @TheJusticeDept will be coming after me. They plan to make an example out of me. The full blown police security state is inevitable and it is near.

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

I am an average fantasy football player. 12 seasons. Average finishing position out of ten? Fifth. Two leagues this year. Two fifth place finishes. I will break this curse. @TheFFBallers

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@itsaboutthebaag

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@netanyahu

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@NavoSchmavo Agree on the act. Although, it was pretty strange that Luke was so devastated at Kyle ren’s turn and blamed himself, but at the same time, doesn’t try at all to turn him back like he did with Vader. That part wasn’t Luke Skywalker.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Donald the Orange...
Yes...
That is what they used to call me.

I am Donald the White.
And I come back to you, now, at the turn of the tide.

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

My mom is great. Awesome. But. When you’re sick… she treats you differently.

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

“You can’t be the CEO of a company where you knowingly deny care to people — often leading to their deaths — and not have people mad at you, people hate you, people who have no pity for you because you have no pity for them.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

“[Luigi Mangione] killed a man with a family, with kids. I have real condolences for the healthcare CEO. This is a real person…But sometimes drug dealers get shot.”

— Chris Rock on the UnitedHealthcare CEO assassination

[AB @AB84]

Hunter Biden’s favorite children’s book…

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

IF THE MESSAGE IS FOR THE IRANIAN PEOPLE WHY IS THIS IN ENGLISH?

[Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו @netanyahu]

An important message to the people of Iran >>

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

2 points, 2 assists, 1-1 fgs, 28 minutes. Not bad for my first action in a year 😂😂😂

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@baabbe_ @SoLongParis18 It’s hard for me to believe she hasn’t partaken in illegal activities.

[The Meme-Industrial Complex @MemeIndustrial]

LET’S-A-GO

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@Tr00peRR @Blklivesmatter where do all of the donation dollars go? Why is only 33% of donations spent on charitable organizations?

[. @3manweav]

You’ve gotta be kidding me

[Women Being Awful @WomenBeingAwful]

Let her cook

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@FBI I have some info you may be interested in. DM me.

[Below Average Joe™️ @IllestWill23]

@bakermayfield you are the biggest reason I am even sniffing the playoffs. Whatever happens out there on the field today just remember: you are the greatest quarterback alive.