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@stoolpresidente @_Adam_C7 This is crazy coming from a dude who exists solely to get degenerates to place 20-leg parlays on online casino sportsbooks

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Make sure you do some suburban shit while ur home for Christmas like running your parents SUV in the Whole Foods parking lot while you’re on the phone it soothes the soul

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We cannot let the Chinese technologically beat up on us like this

[Husnu Kocabıyık @the_beka]

I'm a bit lazy and don't want to waste time. This style suits me. I'm ready. I'm exploring new worlds.

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@nikoliasgoninus “Deep dive” and u found the Google finance overview stats. Hope ur right tho

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@esjesjesj This is possibly the stupidest example you could use lol. The average NW of an FTE is easily $5-10M+. They’ve handed out 100 Bs of stock to employees just in the last 10-15 years. You’d need $9M / FTE to buy a controlling stake. MSFT has created wealth for millions of families

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Real bros of simi valley plot line:

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These ppl exist

[rese @ATTYHARRIS]

Y’ALL I AM SCREAMINGGGGG

KHIVE, WE ARE SO UP!!!!!!!!!!!

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@blondesnmoney God damn he’s good

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@AmericanSicko_ @grok @EstebanDevers @grok who’s mine

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Life is good @officialshmello

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@GlobalCreditGus Gus - happen to have the same shoes /bag down to the color. Working on the bird

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@nicochristie Code please sir

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@jimfoley Dawg is that Peter Lynch

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@ManDaveJobGood @NYCMayor bro ik u see this

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@NewtonJedi Please think before u tweet

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#nuke whatever this is

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#NUKELOVEISLAND

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Dudes be like “these interns suck” my brother in Christ YOU recruited them

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@maxpolaczuk @Restructuring__ It’s always been kind of a silent agreement. ANs give IBs 2 years of 70-100hr weeks for cheap. IBs promote some of them and rest leave. IBs always need many more ANs than they will promote + they go to the IB’s clients and retain relationships. Always was considered a win-win

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@maxpolaczuk @Restructuring__ “School” is probably one of the better parallels for a 2-year IB Analyst program. Hence the name “program” and the (commonly) 2-year contract