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[nunya @illiterati0904]

@govermentdr0ne been saying this

[Brunella @brunellaism]

first date: we do bar trivia together :)

second date: nyt crossword

third date: all souls exam

fourth date: gaokao

fifth date: eight-legged essay portion of the ming dynasty imperial civil service examination

[zam @zamdoteth]

I just found out the GPT in ChatGPT stands for Gomputer Pomputer Tomputer

[anirudh @AnirruptedMind]

I was very lonely so I bought some shares it’s nice to have a bit of company

[nunya @illiterati0904]

the world is healing

[nunya @illiterati0904]

using ucl study skills session to answer all my texts

[nunya @illiterati0904]

@govermentdr0ne many such cases

[wibb 🌺🏳️‍🌈 @wibbthegoat]

though it never became as popular as "for sale: baby shoes, never worn", hemingway also wrote what he believed to be the *happiest* possible six-word story: "six thousand chicken fajitas, all sizzling"

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @adeleaxekilla]

i love youtube

[nunya @illiterati0904]

@sull3ngrI you're maybe the laziest person i know

[Mike @hammerito]

Uhhhhhh let me be sphere,

[nunya @illiterati0904]

@sull3ngrI why are u in a mood

[nunya @illiterati0904]

id make a great customs officer. i would in fact like to know where everyone is going n why

[nunya @illiterati0904]

funniest clubbing night of my life

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Stannis: And you know for certain that these…creatures will reclaim my throne?

Melisandre: Your grace, it’s wiser to put your faith in them than any sellsword or hedge night. they’re only loyal to one thing…power. You wield that power.

Stuart the Minion: valar morghulis

[nunya @illiterati0904]

@paniniisanangel i love olive oil it is my baby

[nunya @illiterati0904]

i understand why the athenians chose athena for creating the olive tree and subsequently olive oil

[appo @appo__]

what is even the point of living without a beautiful woman to ragebait

[katie dey @katie_dey]

(depressed mushroom thrower) chuck my fungus life

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to surround yourself with kind friends who help you get your spark back

[phantotree @PhantoTree]

absolute gem from wikipedia