BurdTird

muh muh muh muhhh Indie Tweeter. I miss 2009 internet. :'(

[BurdTird @illitero]

Tom: "don't you see?" *flips letters to spell 'I am Lord Voldemort'*
Harry: God, what a nerd...
Tom: Hey, c'mon :(

[BurdTird @illitero]

@DestinyBulletn This detestable clown show of an administration has CONSTANTLY been on a mission to use AI for desperately clawing at attention and relevancy on social media. As with anything else they do, they're wildly ignorant of context, unfunny, and giddy in upsetting people.

[a depressed bitch @udepressedbitch]

I lost all hope in everything , but it's okay, five minutes later I made myself laugh with a ridiculous joke scenario I made up and I feel better now lol...

[BurdTird @illitero]

@cowboysquirter I was being a gloomy pants but I can definitely see it lol

If we do get wiped out by an AM and are (lol that group of words) left with only a handful of the species as playthings, the better title would be "I Have No Butt and I Must Poop" because THAT'S how you torture someone!

[BurdTird @illitero]

@KTmBoyle Is it the best two minutes I'll watch all weekend because of how hilariously transparent the disingenuous pandering is in this childish lump of words? Because yeah, I guess it is.

[BurdTird @illitero]

In 100 years humans will be extinct but AI will remain active in hallucinating back and forth, continually puking out increasingly grotesque, inaccurate fever dreams of what we never were.

[BurdTird @illitero]

@TheBookBrain_ @DavidAsmanfox Context means absolutely nothing to these shameless ingrates. Historically, a Democrat presidency has continually fixed a bad state of things inherited from Republicans. Democrats are the adults always left cleaning up after bratty Republicans carelessly bringing things down.

[BurdTird @illitero]

burger kind, but pizza hurt.

[BurdTird @illitero]

"One time I farted in a Burger King and it smelled like McDonald's. Is that treason?"

[BurdTird @illitero]

@grovymango It's false advertising and I'm NOT gonna stand for it! I remember an America that slammed a car company for using the wrong engine sound in a commercial. What have we become if they're singing blatant sandwicious LIES to us without repercussion?!

[BurdTird @illitero]

@UnbeHaydenMfkr @BNGServerStatus ilybby

[BurdTird @illitero]

@GameStalgiaX Red-Ring remote detonator

[BurdTird @illitero]

@CptAncapistan @GameStalgiaX No it's not lol

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[BurdTird @illitero]

@DestinyTheGame Hi! Any way we can get back the ability to key-bind accessing the Portal? It's nice to get the Director back, but losing that binding makes getting to the Portal a bit rough when trying to stay on top of Orders in the middle of activities

[BurdTird @illitero]

@MrCarlisle @BNGServerStatus Sounds like you're just attacking to attack. Your choice of imagery for your pfp says a lot too, "Mr. Sunglasses Puckermouth"

Did you really think you got me with that? The pfp was a troll trying to insult me and I coopted it because it's funny to turn attacks around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[BurdTird @illitero]

@LoadedEN Hi! I opened a support ticket on the 10th concerning a purchase where the price increased during the checkout process. I confirmed my email and received confirmation it was being looked into but have yet to get a response. Can I get help here or is there a number I call

[BurdTird @illitero]

@MrCarlisle @BNGServerStatus Oh, did everybody know servers were being taken down at 5am for months? Your choice of image is perfect in exemplifying how reading comprehension and context means nothing anymore. Thanks for going out of your way to show your ass, Luke ♥️

[BurdTird @illitero]

@jabbottgb @UnbeHaydenMfkr @BNGServerStatus Same day when it actually happens, NEVER the same time, brother.