katie mcclanan

fun girl with a great personality. harvard 2022.

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

score

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

@sch_rage it’s about time!

[Radio 92.3 - WJVD Podcast @Radio923_WJVD]

“open wide”. my mouth opens slightly

“if you want this spoon, you must open up wide”

i inhale before unhinging my jaw, tearing the flesh of my cheeks. the sound of skin shredding echoes through the room. the pain is excruciating. but, the airplane did go in to the hangar

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

if i had to rank all the billys i feel like it’d maybe be: joel, goat, eilish, then ray cyrus respectively. i don’t mean to hurt any feelings of the lower billys, just my 2 cents

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment

the environment:

[Radio 92.3 - WJVD Podcast @Radio923_WJVD]

be careful, i just cut both of my hands on that incredibly polygonal dog

his body yearns for a pet, but it is a trap, for the edges will leave you bleeding

[Billy @WChristenfeld]

I don’t know what torque is, but as a man I am absolutely sure I need to maximize it

[m9 @wasiaunited]

proud to announce that I’m graduating with loud magma cum

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

@pondsicloud the modern woman can really have it all

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

i love turbulence because i love the drama

[Billy @WChristenfeld]

Why is “naked” the only word we can qualify with “butt ass?” Why can’t I describe my smoothie as “butt ass organic” when it’s entirely made from sustainably sourced ingredients? #foodforthought

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

lmao sucks to be leonardo dicaprio and look just like the guy on the flanigans cup

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

i’m a maxxinista

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

mmm

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

this is way too much minced garlic (hand for size reference)

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

why did the tsa guy say that this flight is “gonna be a real one man show”? i’m so scared

[katie mcclanan @ilovearbitrage]

time to stop looking for an internship and start looking for a man who will provide