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undefeated in professional wrestling

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Papley’s got the Tefillin on tonight

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@benahem Insert “Beer o’clock” for a better ratio

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Death, taxes, and Yeshivah kids getting on the telly during the Aussie open

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@FranceskAlbs Waging war is the only way Israel can protect itself. Your own suggestions on Israel’s alternative have been ridiculous. If Israel followed your advice, it mightn’t exist anymore … which seems to be what you want!

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@theprojecttv @FranceskAlbs “Pursue all security measures that are deemed necessary” … this is the point. Hamas incontrovertibly has genocidal intent, so it has been deemed necessary for Israel to annihilate them. And the point on relying on the UN to demilitarise Hamas … what planet is Francesca on?

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@AdamBandt 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Zionist Federation of Australia @ZionistFedAus]

JOINT STATEMENT BY @jeremyleibler, PRESIDENT OF THE ZIONIST FEDERATION OF AUSTRALIA AND JILLIAN SEGAL, PRESIDENT OF EXECUTIVE COUNCIL OF AUSTRALIAN JEWRY

We, the Zionist Federation of Australia (ZFA) and the @ECAJewry, are highly concerned by the comments made by Foreign Minister @SenatorWong on ABC Insiders this morning.

The Foreign Minister stated that “we all want to take the next steps towards a ceasefire,” while noting that no ceasefire could be “one-sided.”

But unless and until Hamas is removed from power, a ceasefire will inevitably further endanger Israel.

Hamas leaders have publicly stated that Hamas will continue to repeat its 7 October massacres until Israel is eventually annihilated. Hamas being in power in Gaza is an intolerable threat to Israel, as world leaders – including in Australia – recognised in the wake of 7 October.

Any ceasefire that does not involve the return of the hostages and the removal of Hamas from power will only entrench Hamas and embolden Israel’s other genocidal enemies, like Hezbollah. It will guarantee more war and human suffering for all.

In addition, we refer to the Minister’s assertion that the hospitals and medical facilities that Hamas burrows itself into are protected under international law and her call for Israel to "cease the attacking of hospitals.”

We remind the Government that Article 19 of the Geneva Convention explicitly states that hospitals lose their protection if they are used for military purposes. It is incontrovertible that Hamas uses Shifa and other hospitals for military purposes. There is no evidence that Israel is not observing the laws of armed conflict.

The libel that any Israeli attack on Gazan hospitals from which Hamas operates would amount to war crimes only serve to demonise the state of Israel and its supporters. These libels are central to Hamas’ objectives as a terrorist organisation, and are reverberating across the world in a new wave of antisemitism.

The Government of Australia should not be lending any credibility to this false and harmful narrative. Instead, it should unequivocally state that Hamas is morally and legally responsible for the suffering of civilians in Gaza as a result of starting this war and its dozens of war crimes that purposefully endanger Palestinian civilians for tactical and propaganda advantage.

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You might be full, but if you don't have that next serving you are really letting down your two-hour-ago self fr #justdoit #9av

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@timmydavis5 @SENSportsday @Hoyney35 How is Ingrid doing, btw?

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@timmydavis5 @hasumpstuffedup Be more salty, I dare you

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@sirswampthing when was the last time Essendon, Carlton and Collingwood were all in the top 4?

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@joshydebinski Good paint Josh!

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@benahem @Haman Sweet potatoe hamentashen is where it's at

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@joshydebinski The GOAT? Surely Dennis

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If jam falls out of your doughnut, you have no idea what you're doing.

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@falafel48 @WSJ @WSJopinion @AllysiaFinley Orange is accurate 🍊 very good

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@timmydavis5 @FootyonNine @barrettdamian @kanecornes @MatthewLloyd18 @NathanBrown_07 @TJch9 Sliding doors... more like shteiging doors #amiright

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Tic tacs are only good for the first 10 seconds

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@noahepstein99 @CarltonFC But they can't

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My screen just legitimately froze during a Mosh commercial #cantRelax #screensNotWorkingFine