Anon ♲︎

connoisseur of patters, enjoyer of concepts, chatterbox tendencies

[Anon ♲︎ @im_totally_anon]

I hope I’m not just a friend to you guys, but a cautionary tale of untreated mental illness, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unstable support structures, substance abuse, and positive feedback loops.

[Yoshi @yoshideadlock]

Pregnant

[Anon ♲︎ @im_totally_anon]

Reunion felt like after sun. Boooorring

[elizabeth 🤓 @elizardbethc]

I’m about to be the first passenger on a flight to get a DUI

[interesting mouse type character @amerikat_]

white people be like i can't figure how to setup my emulator

[A ❺❺❺ I @dlai_]

Guy wearing gold suit: "and so then what we did was we worshipped the false Idol"

[ryan @ryangaur]

Odyssey plot hole: Why was the Cyclops making goats cheese with no profit incentive or shareholders to create value for?

[Isaac @Isaura_Ez]

The Odyssey really said “You think the Trojan war was the birth of western civilization? Fine, yeah it was, but that means the birth of western civilization was built on deceit, the genocidal sacking of a city, the desecration of the gods, and the end of common hospitality”

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

[Anon ♲︎ @im_totally_anon]

The purpose of a system is what it does, much like with people.

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[Anon ♲︎ @im_totally_anon]

Really testing Pinterest looking up “Pseudophyllus titan”

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Socialism seems to be the wave of the future.

[grovy @grovymango]

I knew I was built different when I peed in my dream and woke up to dry sheets .

[Leonid @politbureaucrat]

Guy whose radicalisation moment was learning US placed missiles in Turkey before USSR did in Cuba

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California.

The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond.

The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within.

Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months.

Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

[fishious @fishquichee]

Beautiful woman named icloud storage full keeps messaging me

[Anon ♲︎ @im_totally_anon]

….folks…..