Abby

if you need me, check the nearest Mexican restaurant

[Abby @imabigailkern]

I woke up 2 hours ago and work in 2 hours. nap it is.

[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery.

Babies were not being aborted after they were born.

Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris.

Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

It was never about the price of eggs,

It was never about the price of gas,

It was never about inflation,

It was never about the price of anything….

It was always about Hate.

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

Question for MAGA Republicans….

6 months ago -

Chuck Roast was $4.99 lb,
Now it’s $9.99 lb.

Hamburger was $3.99 lb.
Now it’s $7.99 lb.

43 oz of Folgers Coffee was $12.99,
Now it’s $19.99.

Boneless skinless Chicken Breast was $2.99lb,
Now it’s $4.99 lb.

And so much more I haven’t listed.

So the question is…

Are we blaming Obama?

Are we blaming Biden?

Are we blaming the immigrants?

Are we blaming DEI Hires?

Are we blaming the “Woke” Military?

Are we blaming the LGBTQ and Trans communities?

Are we blaming the Haitians who ate our pets?

Are we blaming the public school systems that don’t have the 10 Commandments posted in their classrooms?

Who the fuck are we blaming for these massive hikes?

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

ICE said they were only going after ��illegal immigrants.”

Then they went after anyone who looked Hispanic or spoke Spanish.

Now they’re going after Black people.

And then the homeless. And they’re just getting started.

If you wonder how it felt in 1933 Germany, you’re there.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Biden is not President.
Obama is not President.
Jeffries is not President.
Harris is not President.
Hillary is not President.
Antifa is not President.

Donald Trump is President. Everything that happens is on him... He. Owns. Everything.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

So... I'm actually pretty fine with my tax dollars saving the life of someone who's bleeding out on the emergency room floor. I think that's a good idea.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump’s teleprompter broke.

He told every other nation they are going to hell.

He bragged about violating international law.

He blamed climate change on immigrants.

He complained about the wind not blowing enough.

And made a plug for his campaign hats.

What a disgrace.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I are thinking of the entire Biden family. Nobody has done more to find breakthrough treatments for cancer in all its forms than Joe, and I am certain he will fight this challenge with his trademark resolve and grace. We pray for a fast and full recovery.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

1. Cancel Biden's executive order on drug prices.
2. Create a crisis.
3. Write the same executive order.
4. Take credit.

MAGAs are the dumbest people on this planet.

[liberalsupporter @peepeeLEpuke]

Canada is potentially about to elect a Prime Minister with a PhD in economics from Oxford, Mexico elected someone with a degree in physics and a PhD in energy engineering. America elected a barely sentient turnip.

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

The number of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills:

Canada - 0
Australia- 0
France - 0
Sweden - 0
Norway - 0
Spain - 0
Denmark - 0
Portugal - 0
UK - 0
Japan - 0
Finland - 0
Iceland - 0
Germany - 0

United States - 326,000

Nobody wants to be the 51st state.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

by @juliusgoat

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

On the 11th day of Soxmas…

REPOST for a chance to win an autographed Luis Robert Jr. jersey.

[beep @beepbat]

No silence hits like this silence

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

DO NOT remove your card, don’t even think about it
REMOVE IT NOW! NOW!! YOU PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Remember, we want interesting stories that fit into the narratives we’re telling ourselves. Every person (me, you, everyone) will try to construct a story that fits into things we already believe. If reality doesn’t fit, our minds will fight to find ways to feel more comfortable.

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

how it feels like listening to sabrina carpenter